riley

[sydney @squid_bees]

this episode wasn’t funny at all to me this shit was dead serious

[AME @LoliNaizuri]

Wanna see my cockk lol

[GrundleMyNundlle @GrundleNundle]

Repeated exposure to trampoline static has rendered me infertile.

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

Us [subculture], we do things a bit different…we hate authority, we care about politics, and authenticity is everything!

[또요 @1seyke]

와 앵무새 개인기 뭐지
새가 야르덤블링까지 할 수 있다고?

[Lei (:3 っ)∋ @Shlissika]

whatever.

[mariya @puppymoth]

accidentally vacuumed up my cat’s toy

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

TOP 10 NOBLEST ANIMALS
1. WHALE
2. FIG WASP
3. HARE
4. PIG
5. CATTLE
6. ELEPHANT
7. ALBATROSS
8. BEAR
9. HUMAN
10. JAGUAR

[miles @milesdotgov]

(on the verge of tears, Holding my limp, defeated penis after sex) you’ve made him all fucking messy, and he’s soaked… goddamn soaked. He was so scared in there he threw up, too… What the hell is wrong with you?

[chicken boy 🐓 @badrechicken]

animal fact of the day: this is a rare bird species called the Bald Eagle

[Groby @groby5000000]

Just refused to fuck my wife and then jacked off to a picture of her. I cucked her with herself

[Fawf @Fawf_iguess]

i just got three tons of these shipped to my house and i dont know what to do with them

[tj 🪲 @sincityfrog]

(grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you)
(grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you) (grabs you) (gr

[Clar @Sam757hvn]

gen z parent disciplining their son:
listen up young man, if you don’t eat your vegetables you’re gonna end up as a lolcow

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

Pissed off because I saw a pigeon at the beach. Wrong fuckin’ animal!

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

why doesn't the bigger chud just eat the smaller chud?

[riley @glglglwombat]

@mokookoos @norabird I don't have a cat and I'm not hating. I just want to see someone else do it

[riley @glglglwombat]

@thecoldir @holidaypunk1225 Do y'all think kids drawing with chalk on the sidewalk inspired shakespeare to "lock in"? 👀🤔 👀