World's fastest bongo player™

Built like a shit brick house. He/Him

[World's fastest bongo player™ @glimbrick]

"Can I get a pie with 4 blackbirds in?"
"anything else in there?"
"yeah, 20 blackbirds"
"as well as the original 4?"
"yes please"

[Bammy @bammybae_]

🚨🇪🇸OFFICIAL: Spain 🇪🇸 are OUT of the 2026 World Cup. ❌

Congratulations Portugal and Ronaldo 🐐

#PORSPA

[World's fastest bongo player™ @glimbrick]

@dank_ackroyd Last line is Shakespeare

[World's fastest bongo player™ @glimbrick]

Having a present, stable and loving family is a privilege akin to being born with money or fame. Think of how many people much more talented than John dropped out because they never heard that from someone.

[Yonan @yonann]

John Krasinski says his mom talked him out of quitting three weeks before he booked The Office, so she gets 10% of everything

"I said to my mom, 'I'm going to move to New York and be an actor'"

"She said, 'The only thing I ask is that in three years, if you haven't had a bite or a nibble, you have to pull yourself out of this, because as your mother, you can't ask me to tell my son to give up on his dreams'"

"Two and a half years later, I called her and said, 'I did it. I gave it a shot, and I haven't had any nibbles.' She said, 'It's September. Let's talk about it at Christmas. Just finish the year.' Three weeks later, I booked The Office, so I owe my mom 10% of everything"

[World's fastest bongo player™ @glimbrick]

I actually will never get over what a lost opportunity it was to rebuild San Andreas for GTA V, and not make any unique story add ons. What a huge world, physics system, character set, everything, and to do nothing new with it. Insane.

[World's fastest bongo player™ @glimbrick]

@tiff4mahogany “Socialism is the only way” he typed into the machine that communicates with all of humanity at once in the hope that he can find community and support in those outside of his immediate bubble. A bubble which doesn't acknowledge the flaws in the system because it benefits from it

[World's fastest bongo player™ @glimbrick]

@tiff4mahogany When people who are completely and deeply entrenched (and who benefit from the system) recognise the weaknesses (and inherent inhumanity) of that system and seek to dismantle it, you know they're on some real shit.

[World's fastest bongo player™ @glimbrick]

@LeeAndersonMP_ I looked at the post, there's only one person who's upset about the bacon, the rest are just calling you a fat twat

[World's fastest bongo player™ @glimbrick]

Two things that have a registry: Weddings and Sex Offenders

[World's fastest bongo player™ @glimbrick]

WC stands for “What Couldpossiblygowrong?”

[World's fastest bongo player™ @glimbrick]

Guess which show this person is hoping for a second series of

[Lark @sfwthdb]

@netflix Every series on Netflix is limited yall don’t renew anything besides Emily in fuckin Paris

[World's fastest bongo player™ @glimbrick]

Miserable

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for the Willy Wonka competition series.

Netflix has recreated Gene Wilder's voice for the series with AI.

[World's fastest bongo player™ @glimbrick]

Genuinely goo World Cup idea, at the end of the tournament, the winners have to play a team made up of the best players from the rest of the world, just for fun.

[World's fastest bongo player™ @glimbrick]

Didn't realise Tuesday was up for grabs!

[ᴀʟʟᴇɴ 🇲🇽 @expguzman]

If Mexico wins Tuesday i’m gonna quit my job

[World's fastest bongo player™ @glimbrick]

Computer, define the word "Gauche"

[eitakylie @eitakyliie]

Kylie Jenner’s full meta smart glasses
commercial

[World's fastest bongo player™ @glimbrick]

@Toadsanime Incredibly tough, but the first step on the road to healing and a better life for both of you.

[World's fastest bongo player™ @glimbrick]

If there's one thing I know about this years world cup, it's that they're knocking on the door and asking questions.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Happy 6 year fajita lady anniversary for all who celebrate

[World's fastest bongo player™ @glimbrick]

@realJaredGilman Mine was “tractor”

[World's fastest bongo player™ @glimbrick]

Is it “being put in a museum to rot”?