GG

[GG @glimmerandgrim]

@yepcate Also anyone who feels the need to draw attention to their “feminist AF” husband publicly has always made me nervous about the why behind that 😬

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

they would have walked the fuck out of the mile in gym class

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

chappell roan was a lotta people's new favorite parasocial cuddly toy and then she went "hey I'm a person give me some space and also here are my extremely reasonable political opinions" and some of the Can't Make a Phone Call Squad are really struggling with that

[GG @glimmerandgrim]

@talleyberrybaby Stealing that one—I’ll credit you verbally when in use

[GG @glimmerandgrim]

@jeweliaveeeee @BrianEntin He bought him the gun

[J.D. Burke @JDylanBurke]

no one on the entire face of the earth and in all of recorded history has ever been more desperate to be liked

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

it's so funny that people are genuinely scared of The Devil again. like, The Devil? from bible? are you nine

[🌿O.G. Botanist Johnson 🌿 @Thugg_Speedman]

OK...I'm up

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

If the rapture is tomorrow, just know that I was quite fond of about 3 of you.

[rachel @rachelmillman]

I’m an empath you stupid bitch

[Dorian L. Beasley MD, FACC @cardiojaydoc02]

Many many years ago, I ran into her on Mass Street in Lawrence, KS before she was going to perform that evening. I secured an autograph but it got misplaced. What an incredible performance. #GRAMMYs #TracyChapman https://t.co/HVczdz4X6M

[GG @glimmerandgrim]

@TheBaddestMitch This is the same with the art I make—I’ll be like this is trash should I even post, 15 people comment they want one like it. My masterpieces get nary a glance

[z @0ravoice]

a white emo girl tweeting this that’s how yk it’s true

[GG @glimmerandgrim]

@TheBaddestMitch One of my favorite things to do when my kids were this little was to scare the shit out of the bigger kids acting like this by telling them they better cut that shit out—swearing at these suburban children always works they poop their pantaloons

[GG @glimmerandgrim]

@Visagirl5 @KevOnStage @Iamalexrodgers Thank you for acknowledging that she only ever rhymes the same word with the word in the previous verse like that’s not how any of this works

[kristen (not stewart) yellowjackets shish-kabob 🍡 @lordesbbqribs]

PUT IT IN THE HALL OF FAME NEXT TO THIS ONE

[Richard Geldreich 🇺🇸 @richgel999]

The less a person knows about the UAP topic and its very long history, the more adamant they tend to be that:
A) They are experts on the topic
B) Everyone else is wrong

#ufox #ufotwitter #uapx

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

I’m crying

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

Good News World! 💜

Long Live Montero,
My HBO Original Documentary,
premieres January 27 on MAX.