Clinton Garlock

Singer, writer, nerd
he/him

[Clinton Garlock @glintoncarlock]

Stream Flirtin' With God

[Magdalene J. Taylor @magdajtaylor]

I love when a song is maybe about Jesus or maybe about a hot woman

[Clinton Garlock @glintoncarlock]

@techhsiren I was sick of the bloatware on Windows, so installed an Arch Linux dual boot on my computer thinking thinking I'd be switching a lot. From almost day 1 I started using linux exclusively, and I don't miss Windows at all

[Clinton Garlock @glintoncarlock]

@bashu_thanks That's my emotional support Memory-Based Conciousness theory and also my emotional support Grand Universal Divine Weave of Conciousness theory

[Clinton Garlock @glintoncarlock]

@vaspiar @MageGabriel98 @telmudic Smoke particulates enter cells and destroy DNA/disrupt repair, eventually causing a mutation that is replicated in a mass of cells which becomes a tumor

It very directly causes cancer

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I hate video content so much. I despise it. I need an AI tool that transcribes the video and inserts screenshots from the video in appropriate points.

Generate summarized blog posts from videos. I dont have an hour to watch you video! Stop!

[Clinton Garlock @glintoncarlock]

@dniellechelosky

[FWM BIG BRO @SHYSUMMER404]

The most annoying person you know can sing

[Clinton Garlock @glintoncarlock]

Dim Sum waiter asked if I'd ever been to China and told me I ordered like a Chinese person lol

[Clinton Garlock @glintoncarlock]

@Boenau It is complicated, because we made it complicated (and we're stupid)

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

: ) :

[Clinton Garlock @glintoncarlock]

@spaceghost Worth!

[Clinton Garlock @glintoncarlock]

@neoziberal @BasedNorthmathr I agree, was just giving recommendations for coffee chains. Seems like SF natives like Peet's for quick and easy coffee, and personally I think BB sucks and is overpriced

[Clinton Garlock @glintoncarlock]

@BasedNorthmathr Peet's Coffee is the more well-regarded coffee chain by locals. Blue Bottle is a much newer company and relies heavily on aesthetics (hence the cost)

[Clinton Garlock @glintoncarlock]

I look like Timothee Chalamet and I can change a tire

[Des @dandysm0tt]

Everyone wants a bf like Timothee chalamet until it’s time to change a tire

[Clinton Garlock @glintoncarlock]

@ronawang Mfw when "incapable of thinking for myself" means "doing something the overwhelming majority of people don't do"

[Clinton Garlock @glintoncarlock]

@QiaochuYuan

[Clinton Garlock @glintoncarlock]

@flawedaxioms @QiaochuYuan POV: someone offered you the chance at immortality

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

phones should be built like this actually

[Clinton Garlock @glintoncarlock]

@halomancer1 Would buy this instantly

[Clinton Garlock @glintoncarlock]

@halomancer1 Worst part is the 1st xweet reads exceptionally better