The moon looks like a dime today. 10 cent moon. It's going to fall right down into the grocery store parking lot so I can pick it up and take it home and have good luck forever and a day
as I walked by a group of teenagers, one of them said to the others "remember that time u stuck ur finger in my butthole." it caught me off guard and I burst out laughing, and when I turned back to look at them they all cheered and laughed that they got me, and I laughed too
"i am actually the toxic bitch, anxiously attached, show pony with a personality disorder called lestat." we love a self aware bitter deranged princess