GLITCH #4416

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[Miles Deutscher @milesdeutscher]

Robinhood's new agentic trading MCP is live now.

In <60 seconds, you can set it up to have AI agents trade autonomously on your behalf.

This is hands down the easiest way for anyone to get started with AI trading.

Here's how to get started (you'll want to save this):

Step 1. Pick your AI platform

Robinhood's Trading MCP works with Claude Code, Claude Desktop, ChatGPT, Codex, Cursor, Grok, and more.

Pick your preferred harness for trading (I like Claude).

Step 2. Connect it

For Claude Code, run this in your terminal:

" claude mcp add robinhood-trading --transport http https://t.co/wgxzW0cteg "

Then type /mcp, select robinhood-trading, and authenticate.

For Claude Desktop: Settings → Connectors → Add custom connector → paste the MCP link.

For ChatGPT: turn on Developer Mode, Settings → Apps → Create app → paste the link.

Step 3. Open your Agentic account

Once you authenticate, Robinhood auto-opens onboarding for a dedicated Agentic account. Your agent can only ever trade inside this account, not your primary one.

Step 4. Start prompting

Once connected, your agent can check your portfolio, buying power, and account details, and place trades on your behalf.

Some real examples straight from Robinhood's own docs:

→ "Build a portfolio of little-known tickers across the AI supply chain based on news and industry reports"
→ "Buy $100 of ROAR every time the price decreases 2% or more in 1 day"
→ "Rebalance my portfolio to 20% ROAR and 80% HMNI"
→ "Look at my portfolio and tell me what risks I'm exposed to"
→ "Build a bull and bear thesis for ROAR based on news, sentiment, and recent quotes"

Bookmark this post so you don't lose these simple setup tips.

[Robinhood @RobinhoodApp]

Robinhood is now open to AI agents.

You can open an agentic account and connect an AI agent to it. From there, you can let it research, trade, and manage a portfolio on your behalf.

Here's how to get started. 🧵

[Ansem 🐂🀄️ @blknoiz06]

you get a small window of opportunity at the beginning of bull markets to position while everyone else is asleep at the wheel before the herd comes in with volume

right now is that time

[EliZ @eliz883]

$QTUM

It will be interesting to see whether the volume confirms a deviation and, consequently, a trend reversal

[Rune @RuneCrypto_]

3 days ago jesse posted a long thread admitting he was “definitively wrong” about social. said he’s handing the base app to cobie. said he’ll focus on “building base into the blockchain for global finance”

he didn’t step down. he still runs base. the same person who launched coins that dumped on his community, promoted a documented scammer, pushed a strategy everyone told him was failing for 18 months, posted “base is for pimping,” ignored the community’s feedback at every turn, and oversaw two chain outages: he is still in charge

he just gave the app to someone else. he still controls the chain. the infrastructure that every builder and trader on base depends on is still run by the same person who just spent 2 years proving he doesn’t listen until it’s too late

his own words: “the collateral damage was pretty bad.” he’s right. it was. and it was entirely avoidable if he’d listened to the people using his chain instead of experimenting on them

the pattern

base is for everyone → $17M to $1.9M in 20 minutes

jesse coin → snipers extract $1.3M, regular users dumped on

soulja boy promotion → documented scammer amplified by chain lead

content coins → 99.8% volume decline, zora leaves for solana

base app → “shipped features users never asked for” $BRIAN pfp

→ CEO changes pfp, 10K+ holders go to zero

$VIRTUAL → biggest base token ignored by coinbase for over a year chain

outages → twice in 10 months, single point of failure base

token tease → community farmed for months, no token delivered

farcaster → valued at $1B, sold

community feedback → ignored for 18 months until the data was catastrophic

at some point you stop calling it mistakes and start calling it a pattern. at some point “we messed up, time to turn the page” isn’t accountability, it’s a cycle. mess up, say sorry, promise to do better, mess up again, say sorry again

the community wasn’t wrong. the community was early. they told base exactly what was happening and base didn’t listen until everyone had already left

trade on base if you want. but don’t say nobody warned you

3/3

[Rune @RuneCrypto_]

whenever you think of trusting base, remember this thread

jesse pollak’s coins

the head of base used the official coinbase X account to promote “base is for everyone” on zora. it spiked to $17M mcap in an hour. crashed 90% to $1.9M within 20 minutes. people thought it was an official base token. jesse said it was “an experiment” and that he “personally approved the post”

months later he launched his own JESSE token through the base app. called it a “creator coin, not a memecoin.” two snipers extracted $1.3M from it within seconds of launch. the token peaked at $25M and dumped. $50M in volume flowed through it and the regular users who trusted the head of base got sniped by bots while he collected LP fees

he then used those LP fees to buy other creator coins on zora. so the fees generated from his community getting sniped went to propping up more creator coins that also dumped

him and brian promoted tokens linked to balaji srinivasan and other figures. all crashed. one critic pointed out “the same users kept eating the downside on team-promoted tokens.” nobody at base adjusted

he endorsed a soulja boy token, a person zachxbt publicly documented running 73+ token promotions, 16 NFT collections, most of them rugs or abandoned, earning $730K+ from paid crypto scams. jesse invested $1,500 and promoted it publicly. zachxbt’s report was from 2023. it was public. the head of base either didn’t bother to check or didn’t care

he shared a GIF playing on “base is for everyone” that rotated through the phrases “base is for pimping” and “base is for squirting.” had to publicly apologize. the guy running a coinbase-backed chain, a publicly traded company, posting this to hundreds of thousands of followers

after all of this he said base won’t “pump tokens” or “support the chart behind the scenes.” the same person who launched multiple coins that dumped on his community won’t help yours. his charts get LP fees. yours get abandoned

the $BRIAN disaster

brian armstrong, CEO of coinbase, $50B+ publicly traded company, changed his pfp to a $BRIAN memecoin. 10,000 people bought in. the CEO of the chain is backing it: what could go wrong? he removed the pfp 23 hours later. coin went to zero. 10,000+ people down 99% after trusting the literal CEO

1/3

[EllioTrades @elliotrades]

AI stocks are in FREEFALL after one of the most insane bull runs in history

Despite record earnings and staggeringly low forward PE ratios, $MU $SNDK $SKHY and more continue to fall through critical supports

And BLOOD is on the highway

Over 150K individual traders were liquidated THIS WEEK in S. Korea, while Reddit is pretty NSFW given how much loss porn is on display

It feels like a crypto washout, but these are the biggest ccmpanies on EARTH

This is either one of the biggest fakeouts in history or a broken parabola that will clean out more bodies than the dot com crash

Fundamentally it comes down to how much you believe in the AI supercycle and the ability (or lack therof) for memory makers to keep pace, and the demands on chips and energy that will come from step changes in AI tech

No company embodies the AI bottleneck trade more than homegrown hero Micron $MU

So I'm doing a deep dive to figure out if this dip is a gift or the beginning of a cyclical crash

https://t.co/piG96r0Mde

[EliZ @eliz883]

The market remains extremely dull. And it is precisely in dull markets that the most costly mistakes are made.

The strategy remains the same: don’t force trades just because you want to be in the market at all times. If the set-ups aren’t clear-cut, the best option is to wait.

Keep your exposure low, protect your capital and conserve your mental energy. Your aim isn’t to trade every day, but to be ready when the market presents opportunities with a truly favourable risk-reward ratio.

The best days to go for it will come. And when they do, you’ll want to have the capital, clarity and confidence to make the most of them.

In the markets, patience is often the most profitable position.

[Miles Deutscher @milesdeutscher]

If you want to print money with AI, this is the most important article you'll read all year.

This is the exact framework I've used to scale to $20M+ in revenue using AI systems.

This article in the right hands is dangerous (save this):

[Miles Deutscher @milesdeutscher]

I still think Hermes agent is the most slept-on AI tool of 2026.

For literally $6/mo, you can launch multiple subagents that work for you 24/7.

Most people don't know you can do this, but it's a complete game-changer.

Instead of one Hermes assistant doing everything sequentially, you run specialized agents in parallel, each with its own job, its own context, and its own memory.

Practical example:

→ Research agent: scans your watchlist and competitors overnight, delivers a morning brief
→ Content agent: drafts and schedules your posts based on what's trending in your niche
→ Ops agent: manages your inbox, flags anything urgent, drafts replies for your review

All three can run simultaneously and improve over time.

How to start:

1. Install Hermes

Terminal command:

curl -fsSL https://t.co/VjaSh2SnRm | bash

(can also download desktop)

2. Prompting

Simply tell Hermes directly: "I want to run separate subagents for [task 1], [task 2], and [task 3]. Set them up to run independently and report back to me."

For the cheapest setup, you can use a $4/month VPS with Hostinger, plug in DeepSeek V4 Flash as your default model.

There isn't another AI tool with this much value in 2026. Hermes is still so underrated.

[Miles Deutscher @milesdeutscher]

$HOOD Robinhood Chain: My Full Guide

This video covers my Robinhood Chain thesis, top altcoin plays, personal investment research & more:

0:00 Intro
1:37 Robinhood Chain Explained
3:01 Stats & The Bull Case
4:05 Bonk Guys' opinion ( @theunipcs )
5:19 My Thesis & Risks
8:27 Top Altcoin Plays
14:54 Second-order beneficiaries, $ETH & $ARB
17:28 Trading Bots

[Miles Deutscher @milesdeutscher]

Robinhood Chain is one of the most compelling crypto narratives to emerge over the past year.

I spent some time diving deep into the ecosystem and just published my full Robinhood Chain guide.

Robinhood explained, my investment thesis, top altcoin plays &amp; more:

[Cason 卡神 @Casonfoy]

I think the cheat code is simple when it comes to where you should bet your money:

- Look for where the bull or bear market is (because that is where the liquidity is).
- Look at the leading stock or crypto.
- Bet mainly on the leading stock plus beta.

If it is a bull market, buy on any pullback.

If it is a bear market, sell on any pump.

What is liquidity in the market? It's where there are enough unlucky guys with money to liquidate in that category.

It really works on any category. We rotate from memes to gold, to BTC, to stocks based on where more liquidity is in the market.

What I see some people doing is playing in only one category, like BTC only or gold only.

But without liquidity in that market, you mostly see ranging consolidation.

Why try to play within a range when there are better opportunities elsewhere?

Don't marry your bags.
Don't marry your sector.
Don't marry your ticker.

Expand your scope and horizons.

"But what if I'm only familiar with this ticker?" Then you must train yourself to upgrade your skills and look at chart patterns.

Chart patterns are the history of human actions, so there is a higher chance you see history repeating itself. A leopard doesn't change its spots.

When one sector dumps, another sector will pump, because money rotates from "putting money to work."

Why liquidation will always happen is because of the mentality that money should be put to work, i.e. either to earn interest or to go into a potential area that could have more gains. Money can't stay idle in stables just to depreciate in value over time.

Short-term liquid cash: Your job is to ride on the back of whales with liquidity when the time comes.

Long-term less liquid cash: This idle money is meant to FOMO into non-hype stocks, crypto, or memes that will pump in the future when it is time.

Not hard once you figure out the cheat code, eh?

[GLITCH #4416 @glitch4416]

@elliotrades My g. The real winners have never left.

[EllioTrades @elliotrades]

Crypto Twitter just got mass buffed

ROLL CALL

Who's still here and ready for this shit to bottom so we can run it up once more?

[Miles Deutscher @milesdeutscher]

Robinhood CEO (Vlad Tenev) is going all in on agentic AI.

His plan: give everyday Robinhood users the same AI trading tools institutions have.

AI x financial services is about to completely explode.

It's clear where the world is headed.

[Luke Belmar 👽 @lukebelmar]

Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold.

Leo Tolstoy

[Miles Deutscher @milesdeutscher]

One of the smartest things you can do with Fable 5 right now:

Re-create your AI second brain to log all your business ideas, personal context, and important data.

The first time I built an AI second brain was with Opus, but I recently re-created it with Fable 5, and it blew my mind.

Here's exactly how to get started:

Step 1. Set up your Obsidian vault

Download Obsidian from Obsidian dot md if you haven't already.

Then, go ahead and create a clean vault with your most important folders.

For example:

/ideas → business ideas, content angles, random thoughts
/context → who you are, your business, your goals, your stack
/data → important numbers, portfolios, metrics
/log → daily entries, decisions, lessons learned

This is your database. Everything Fable reads lives here.

Step 2. Connect Fable 5 to your vault

I like this Claude Code prompt:

"/goal connect to my Obsidian vault at [path] and act as my second brain orchestrator. Read everything in /context before every session. Log anything new I tell you to /log with today's date."

Fable now reads your vault before it answers anything - it knows your business, your goals, your history.

Step 3. Build the self-update habit

Every time you have an idea, a decision, or a lesson, tell Fable:

"Log this to my second brain: [thought]"

Step 4. Start querying it

You can start sending prompts like:

→ "What are the most common themes across my last 30 ideas?"
→ "Based on my context, what should I be prioritising this week?"
→ "What decisions have I made about my content strategy so far?"

Opus was good at this, but Fable is on another level.

I feel the depth of reasoning it brings to your data is genuinely unlike anything I've used before.

Some might argue it's a bit of overkill to use Fable for a simple second-brain setup, but if you have the means, it's 100% worth it.

Build this once, and it'll compound forever.

[Miles Deutscher @milesdeutscher]

Everything I know about reaching the top 1%, distilled into one page:

Act on these 40 principles, and you will live a life far greater than you ever imagined.

[Hyde @hyde6000]

I think $CHIP will perform well

- lending protocol that uses GPU as collateral to support AI infrastructure
- just like syrup but better as it's fit in stronger narrative, benefits from AI/GPU demand instead of traditional institutional lending
- decent valuation 67m / 339m FDV with revenue 44M$ ARR
- H&S pattern + bottom chart + nice momentum and supply control