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β₁ blocker

[🦄 @glitched__0]

People calling me Doctor Sahiba is the best feeling ever 😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

having a good day as an adult is literally:
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1. getting paid.
2. ​eating something good.
3. ​being at home all day.
4. ​reading a good book.
5. ​sleeping.

[🦄 @glitched__0]

Agar Argentina jeeta na, AGAR…..
ak lame team nahi harayi jaati inse

[🦄 @glitched__0]

Argentina ko hara do please ab aur nahi dekha jayega

[🦄 @glitched__0]

ADHD game is getting really strong

[🦄 @glitched__0]

funny how a 10-minute task can stay on your to-do list for 3 weeks

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i belong to the 1% of the population that has never seen a single episode of game of thrones.

[Valtoré⚕️ @Valtorewrites]

I have to be intelligent this July

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story whatsoever

[🦄 @glitched__0]

Itna sab meine kab bata diya Isse??? Was I drunk or something??

[🦄 @glitched__0]

@saimsays9 Can never agree

[🦄 @glitched__0]

@m4l1keh Areyyyy 😭💕 emotional kardiya

[🦄 @glitched__0]

So this man asked me out for coffee and said, “You wouldn’t miss the chance to come.” I simply turned him down, and he started saying, “You know nothing about me, what I do, or the background I come from,” which was sooooo freaking annoying.

[🦄 @glitched__0]

@loveoversharing Ilyyy<33

[🦄 @glitched__0]

@loveoversharing Ikr, couldn’t handle the rejection

[🦄 @glitched__0]

Dimagh thikane laga diya 🫡

[🦄 @glitched__0]

As if, given the situation, she needed some non-romantic poetry because Shakespeare wasn’t really helping

[stxr @star_ara_]

how are people making friends on twitter 😭 i feel like everyone already knows each other and i'm just standing here awkwardly.