Distorted Hotel California

they/them | 27| 🏳️‍🌈 | No bootlickers allowed.
this is a vent blog so I might say some stuff sometimes

[James D'Amato 🔜 Big Bad Con @OneShotRPG]

So I made it to the end of #MagnusArchives by @TheRustyQuill and I need to say some things!

(Don't worry, no spoilers)

[Distorted Hotel California @glitchtooth]

"I love you no matter what and wanna marry you!!... but also I think this relationship isnt gonna work bc we dont have sex enough even tho I got into this relationship knowing you're ace" like okay fam

[Rusty Quill @TheRustyQuill]

Tomorrow may be the end of The Magnus Archives.

But today? Today was the start. On this day, 5 years ago, we released the first episode of this anthology, the first installment of this #MagnusPod journey.

Happy fifth anniversary to MAG001 - Anglerfish!
https://t.co/Kcj4qarHqh

[Distorted Hotel California @glitchtooth]

I'm like 2 seconds from taking every fucking pill in my cabinet I'm so pissed off

[Distorted Hotel California @glitchtooth]

New episode, how we feelin everybody?
#magnuspod #magnusarchives

[Maurice Moe Mitchell 🐺 @MauriceWFP]

I've organized dozens of protests, some in DC. I have witnessed the efficiency and ruthlessness that law enforcement can deploy when it's ready.

DC is probably the most policed metro area in the world.

This happened only though the complicity of law enforcement.

[brent is a sewer socialist🚰🌹 @brent858]

i am no political scientist but pretty sure that “people storming government buildings to overturn an election” is high up there on the fascism scale

[Distorted Hotel California @glitchtooth]

Besides, now at least he can go fuck all the people hes been talkin to without having to worry about how I feel about it 💁🏻‍♂️

[Distorted Hotel California @glitchtooth]

Its not his fault that hes mentally ill but if I have to constantly control and monitor my anxiety and my ocd I would expect a little bit of effort toward the same courtesy. I've been begging him to seek a therapist for 8 fucking months now and this move is going to make me snap.

[Distorted Hotel California @glitchtooth]

Does anyone have a partner with severe ADHD that would be willing to talk to me and help me learn how to navigate this bc my partner will not go to fucking therapy and it is literally going to destroy our relationship.

[Distorted Hotel California @glitchtooth]

Like I CONSTANTLY have to navigate his needs and translate things to HIS mental illness and like. I'm willing to do it but the second I fucking stop or get exhausted or frustrated he snaps on me and calls me a bitch like I am ten fuckikg seconds from leaving his ass on the curb.

[Distorted Hotel California @glitchtooth]

Forget my last twt if I am not single by the end of this it will be a fucking miracle boys I am 🤏🏼 this close

[Distorted Hotel California @glitchtooth]

So I moved into a house with my partners yesterday. Who says polyamory can't thrive

[Distorted Hotel California @glitchtooth]

Whenever I have my face half covered with a blanket that's always when my bf calls me cute so in case you were wondering whether or not I'm ugly irl the answer is yes lmao

[Distorted Hotel California @glitchtooth]

People be like "haha why are you so quiet" and then deadass interrupt you every time you speak

[Lala Lyla! 🎶✨ Peddler of Nightmares 🤠 @LylaHammar]

Gerry doodle Gerry doodle 💀

(*don't worry the skull is fake lol Gerry would never disrespect the dead like that!)

[No Context Magnus Archives @tmaminuscontext]

ARCHIVIST There’s no such thing as /just/ cobwebs.
(EVERYONE AROUND HIM SIGHS.)

[WolfSkullJack @WolfSkullJack]

Some truths cannot be told with the human tongue

[Distorted Hotel California @glitchtooth]

@scoobtoobins Thank YOU I love it :)

[Distorted Hotel California @glitchtooth]

My SHRED threads from @scoobtoobins came in 🙌🏽 happy birthday to me.

Shirt is great quality. 10/10 recommend, I'm so glad I ordered it