Average Glitching Cardinals Fan

Former FaZe Clan member (Minecraft). MVU ‘29. @Chiefs, @Cardinals, @StLouisBlues, @stlCITYsc, @TerrierHockey (temporarily), @XFLBattlehawks

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

This tweet will be pinned until both the Blues win another Stanley Cup and the Cardinals win another World Series.

[Cardinals Talk @theredbird_way]

RT if you love JJ Wetherholt

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

*payroll for 2026

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

Coming out of hibernation to say it’s laughably bad that the payroll gap between the Dodgers and the 2nd highest payroll team (Mets) is $101M, zero shot a limit on deferrals isn’t made during the season-long lockout next year

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

Welp
YEAR 4
Cardinals: Failed to make playoffs
Blues: Lost in Round 1 to Jets in 7 games

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

This tweet will be pinned until both the Blues win another Stanley Cup and the Cardinals win another World Series.

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

Only up from here, right?
YEAR 3
Cardinals: Failed to make playoffs
Blues: Failed to make playoffs

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

@StLouisBlues Imagine losing to an injury-riddled, bottom 5 team in the league in points while outshooting them nearly 2:1

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

@StLouisBlues Gavin McKenna szn?

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

@StLouisBlues

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

@STLSprtsCntrl Considering Maton is a rental, I’ll take it

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

@MicahPo16296303 @CardinalsReek Good

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

Oh okay

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: The Cincinnati Reds are acquiring third baseman Ke’Bryan Hayes in a trade with the Pittsburgh Pirates, sources tell ESPN. Hayes is among the best defensive players in baseball and has five years of club control beyond this season.

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

@katiejwoo @keithlaw Lin too :(

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

@katiejwoo @keithlaw Mathews dealing with a lingering shoulder injury
Roby Tommy John
Hence injured
Hjerpe Tommy John
Holiday out for season
:/

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

@CardsFan1919 @dgoold @ByRobertMurray 6 months, otherwise it must be cash considerations

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

@theredbird_way Michael Busch, the Cubs player?

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

@HaroldRKuntz3 https://t.co/QfuNU83o1h

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

For people wondering, many players have left already including a lot of the starters. Left as in on a plane home.

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

@stl_sports_now Speak of the devil

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

Mind you, this is without Herrera

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

@MLB (Disclaimer: he was thrown out at home a few seconds later)

[Average Glitching Cardinals Fan @glitchyboy27]

@Cardinals

[Robert Murray @ByRobertMurray]

BREAKING: Rafael Devers to Giants.