barnes & nervous

33 | queer | ♋️♌️ | venmo @glitteraf69 | free palestine

[barnes & nervous @glitter_af]

Easily the funniest shit a man has ever said to me

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@prairiemadness Thank youuuu bb 💖💖

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I’m 33 today 🎈

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@spitlahhhh Thank youuuuu bb!

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

*me flirting*
so... have you... learned anything interesting lately?

[barnes & nervous @glitter_af]

@NONBlNARY at first i read this like ratatouille caused the divorce

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@spitlahhhh Not you going viral lol

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Since Josh Shapiro decided to film in a school it’s probably a good time to note that he covered up the murder of a teacher as Pennsylvania Attorney General by declaring her being stabbed 20 times as being a death by suicide.

[sammy @loserbent]

heist movie where disney execs pay a team to crash the ISS on fake disneyland

[𝔦🪆 @angelicdeed]

one of life’s greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man

[Jake @jakelikesnaps]

(has a massive crush on you) what’s up you fucking freak?

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Oh cool a bidet can’t wait to feel intimidated by the one place that’s always felt like home

[barnes & nervous @glitter_af]

@nellychillin EVERY time I walk down a long hallway, I have the urge to do cartwheels down it so badly, but I have no idea if my body can still do that 😂

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@LilPinkFlame Wild how little things change in almost 3 decades lmao

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@LilPinkFlame Of course

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@LilPinkFlame Also the guy who ran it when I was little was named Bob O’Brocta - I called my mom to ask, she said she hated him too

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@LilPinkFlame It’s probably been like 25 years but I’ll never forget they used to serve us a still-frozen pizza square & a warm juice box & called it lunch lmao

[barnes & nervous @glitter_af]

@LilPinkFlame Figures. Do they have like, snacks at least? Or just one shitty little lunch? lol

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@LilPinkFlame The opposite seems to happen around here these days