Me: *writing a super literary piece*
My cat in the bg: *sticking its head into a plastic bag just for the hell of it*
My Spotify playlist: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
You: *reading this tweet*
You should start writing again. The idea of Literary writing is made up, a construct to gatekeep. Literary writing is a conversation with other writers, and anyone can join in at any time. Anyone who tells you there are rules is a gatekeeper.
@shaTIRED HOW IT ENDS
A third party enters the chess board: the enbees named after concepts. Chaos and Ennui team up to bring havoc and heart across the war front
"Say your username when you come," Facebook rasped.
IG gasped as Facebook linked to one post, followed by two. "What if Twitter sees?" she whimpered.
"I hope Twitter does." Facebook claimed IG's mouth in a punishing kiss. "I'm going to violate every term of service he has."
When @Alyssa_Milano affirmed #GingerMinj I feel like you could see the dysphoria leave her body lol the look on her face was so wholesome😮🤯and I feel like maybe I too could dance in public one day far , far , far in the future, jiggles & all
#RPDR
FML I just took the PERFECT video of my cat belly out with that #RPDR in the bg where @VioletChachki and @katya_zamo deliver a fucking masterpiece cha cha and MY CAT STRETCHED EXACTLY WHEN THE MUSIC SWITCHED and I was so distraught I hit X instead of sending it to @awritingwall
My #astral family heard I was lonely and based on the 4 fucking family reunions with dead people I have never met I imagine them all as boisterous aunties like “LONELY?! NOT ON MY WATCH! HAVE SOME ASTRAL ICE CREAM AND SIT NEXT TO THE COUSINS UNTIL YOU’RE NORMAL AGAIN”