Glitter Gangster

I get glitter. Literally and also emotionally. It's my spirit craft supply. ❤️ mother of boys and glitter gang leader ✨✨

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@taylornation13 Karma is a cat, and also #TS13

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Back in the 90s, the Cranberries really had us all thinking we could sing harmony with professionals #Dreams #NeverQuiteAsItSeems

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🫤 Rents in St. Pete be like: “Newly renovated studio apartment. Great views, constantly fresh perspectives. Unlimited bathrooms (public). Waterfront (sometimes). Rent: $2500 plus gas. Deposit negotiable.” 😜

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#PSA: Could people stop littering, please? 🙏🗑

- signed all people who care about the planet and our future 💖🌎💖

(and especially from those of us with OCD who like to take walks outside.)

#kthanks
#walkingsbrilliant ✨👟✨
#stoplittering 🛑✋👎🏻🙅‍♀️

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@caytlyn_brooke This is my fave for a horror enthusiast author!

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Any city is walkable with enough time and determination. We should bring back safety patrols though. They were rad. #walkingsbrilliant

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One thing 2021 has taught me is life is 500% better with #AirPods. I lost mine for a week and it was total chaos. Like 2020 over again.

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PSA: Only I am allowed to waste my time, thank you.

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Normal NYE: asleep by 9pm, grateful not to be out.😎😴

2020 NYE: Live karaoke in the living room, New Years parade (me, with signs, throwing beads at my son), dance party & sparkling cider toast. Definitely staying up to make sure 2020 finds it’s way out. 🎤✨🕺🥂#f2020

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@MikeRoyce done!

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My friend made a suggestion for the content of my first tweet, to which I asked, “isn’t that lame having a ghost writer for my first tweet?” 👻

Then I realized, here am I, Day One on Twitter, with a team of comedy writers. 🤭

<insert witty topical joke here>