👽DesertRat👽

Yes we all commute from L.A. to work on the strip & everything is up the escalators to the left... #DODGERS #VGK #JEEP #RAIDERS #FSU #COCKTAILS #VEGAS

[👽DesertRat👽 @glitterkittyLV]

Some pools in #Vegas are still fun. 😋@VitalVegas @LasVegasLocally

[Apple Lamps @lamps_apple]

“You see, down South, we don’t deal with all that tomfoolery that y’all are dealing with over there in New York City, California, Maine, Minnesota, or any of those woke states. We don’t deal with that.

You see, around these parts, yeah, around these parts, we believe in God, guns, and butter, and in that order.

God, and His name is Jesus Christ. Let’s not be confused.

Pretty much all of us concealed carry. There will be no “entering into every household in America.” That part. Catch it.

And we love to eat, so we put butter on everything. And I mean everything. That part.

And I did not mention it, but let me be very, very clear: God, guns, butter, but also, we are very, very commonsense and patriotic.

See, unlike Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, we know what a woman is. That part.

And there will be American flags flying in everybody’s yard, okay? So, if you have a problem with that, you may not want to move down South.

Yes, the homes are cheaper, but they look just as good as those high-priced homes y’all are paying for up North and on the East and West Coasts. That part.

We’re comfortable classifying all the white boys in the Cajun Navy as our friends. That part.

You see, when the tornadoes and hurricanes happen, they come on through, and they don’t care what color the hand is that they’re helping. That part.

Our men are not emasculated. At least around these parts, they ain’t.

And chivalry sure enough ain’t dead.

And last but not least, we believe in keeping our babies around here, okay?

So, I lied to your oddball over there: You will not be entering into every household in America. And all that yelling and screaming in pro-lifers’ faces around these parts doesn’t work.

You feel me? Because we hit back. That part.

God bless. Welcome to the South.”

[👽DesertRat👽 @glitterkittyLV]

@Breaking911 Fights about the “shared table” coming in 3…2…. lolzzzzzzz

[👽DesertRat👽 @glitterkittyLV]

@og_tfn 😂😂😂

[👽DesertRat👽 @glitterkittyLV]

@helenaznfi @thetoyman1 C

[👽DesertRat👽 @glitterkittyLV]

@redheadranting “Unofficial stoner smoking wall” not necessarily a school approved location but no one ever policed it.

[Mike Netter @nettermike]

A college economics professor stated that he had once failed an entire class. That class insisted that socialism is functional and that no one should be poor and no one rich, that everyone is equal...

The teacher told them, "OK, we will do an experiment on socialism in this group.

All grades will be averaged, and everyone will get the same grade, so no one will fail and no one will get a 10."

After the first test, the grades were added up and divided by the number of students, and everyone got an 8.

The students who studied intensively were upset, but those who studied less were overjoyed.

As the second test approached, the students who had studied a little learned even less, and those who had studied more intensively told themselves that they also wanted a "handout", so they also studied less.

The average of the second test was 6.

When the third test was given, the average score was 4. To the great surprise of all the students, they all failed.

The teacher told them that socialism will eventually fail because when half the population sees that they cannot work, because the other half will take care of them, and when the half that worked realizes that there is no point in working anymore, because others are the beneficiaries of their labor, then that is the end of any nation
The story may be a fable not a fact but the moral is real
Get it?

[👽DesertRat👽 @glitterkittyLV]

@InfantryPilot For the last 24 years I look for the only red-eye out of Vegas on @AmericanAir to Miami and the last flight out of Miami back to Vegas. Haven’t gotten lost yet.
MOM:”What’s your flight #?”
“IDK. The last one…”
@drummer311 literally every flight 😂

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

😞😞

[👽DesertRat👽 @glitterkittyLV]

@drummer311 @VitalVegas Yes yes the ole “Sportsball” 😂

[👽DesertRat👽 @glitterkittyLV]

@The1stMrsO @tuvya68 @Ilovenostalgia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @drummer311 when you steal it please refrain from licking it

[👽DesertRat👽 @glitterkittyLV]

@Ilovenostalgia @drummer311 fairly certain they’re all still there. Next time you’re at Mom’s steal one and see if we can retire off it. 😂

[👽DesertRat👽 @glitterkittyLV]

@ThrillaRilla369 All of them

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@GrowingUpRetro Weed

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@mistressdivy Neither does “block and report spam” on iPhone

[👽DesertRat👽 @glitterkittyLV]

@omgsidewalks Wednesday

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@FOX5Vegas Fucking loser

[👽DesertRat👽 @glitterkittyLV]

@Melda1384191 As soon as I get the garage door open

[👽DesertRat👽 @glitterkittyLV]

@Wheddsta Lived there before it went to shizzz