shannon

shannonfromomaha on the other site

[shannon @glitterpee]

i am not here anymore

[shannon @glitterpee]

@badinfinity2 hi cathy, you’re an amazing mom and your haircut is really cute.

[shannon @glitterpee]

all the dragons need to start wearing coyote coats

[Dash @DiasporaDash]

Libraries do what people think the church does.

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

the rose: “YES… HA HA HA… YES!”

[shannon @glitterpee]

you’re lucky i mask at work or every zoom meeting today would be hijacked to talk about my Big News

[shannon @glitterpee]

oh speaking of

please watch this weird beautiful show

[Netflix @netflix]

Scavengers Reign Season 1 is coming to Netflix (in The US) on May 31!

[shannon @glitterpee]

shelling fava beans feels like larp-ing scavengers reign

[shannon @glitterpee]

@MarcusRoss oh no

[shannon @glitterpee]

@ducklingsmith HELLO DUCKY I MISSED YOU!

[shannon @glitterpee]

it’s very rare that opening this app is a good decision but when it IS? hoo dawg

[shannon @glitterpee]

@liopleurodelly i would love to cancel my next meeting to just…steep

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

oh my god it was literally 34 crimes

[shannon @glitterpee]

@champenstein69 I’m obsessed with Melon. Do you think he would like to be adopted and then immediately get on an airplane?

[Knave of Cups (INACTIVE) @Knave_of_cups]

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[shannon @glitterpee]

@Bohassian_ MAN isn’t it sad that dune came out when we weren’t working together anymore? i have THOUGHTS

[shannon @glitterpee]

imagine hating your son’s girlfriend so much that you have him drink space acid and absorb all of time past and future so he will marry the girl you picked out for him

[shannon @glitterpee]

@jen_ftw_ @PartyOfOnePod OH YEAH OK
Big Freedia’s christmas album is incredible. Same for Bootsy Collins. Both are on constant repeat at my house. If you want a more chill vibe, Aimee Man’s One More Drifter in the Snow captures that like, “Christmas is kind of sad but in a lovely way” feeling

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Frequently, I’ve come to regret things I’ve said. This, from 2001, is not one of those times: