yesterday i was like โwhy in the world do we need to go to the aquarium so earlyโ and austin said โweโre going to the beach after and want enough timeโ & then she looked me like dead in the eye and said โand no offense cecil but iโve seen you Stare at a fishโ
When I was born they tossed me into a bin labeled 'No good', but then they fished me out, handed me a cane and a top hat, and told me I'd make it in show biz. I think I was tossed head first I'm so sleepy all the time, And violent. Bring me my tap shoes, I feel a song coming on
@RubyFaesRealm it looks like a dragon because itโs ai. real seahorses do not look like this. leafy seadragons have more of the facial fins you see on this image, & seahorses typically only have tiny pectoral fins by their heads. real marine life is stunning, thereโs no need to make fake ones
like do yโall remember when HB2 was passed & every big company everywhere blacklisted NC out of protest of the anti trans bill. that was 2015. i knew we were backsliding but truly how fast man
@EiratheIntern idk what restaurant YOU worked at to not consider bussing tables โrealโ manual labor but also to assume that a struggling artist thinks theyโre โbetterโ than service work bc they decided to take care of themself and quit their shit job that caused them pain. but get a life
okay listen if caviar is like golf (fancy, environmentally bad, expensive,) then boba is mini golf. do you hear me. the common manโs accessible silly drink. fun colors (golf clubs, straws), hazards (windmillsโฆ chokingโฆ etc)
WHAT if i quit my job and fly down to NC for a crisp october week and go to the state fair and a pumpkin patch in the cool evenings smelling of fallen leaves and honeysuckle. what then.
@headfallsoff i have no evidence for it but i firmly believe this is all disneyโs fault somehow and not even the bbcโs as much. i just feel it deep in my soul that this all comes back to disney & them acquiring the streaming rights to doctor who.