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The y in my name stands for "Y tf am I even here?” at every inconvenience that I encounter in life.

[␈ @glitterynutsack]

Imagine a ARMY reality tv show.. the way I'm going to be cracking jokes on the members. Season finale come they're gonna be like "come outside boo nobody finna jump you"

[␈ @glitterynutsack]

okay but he ate.. literally no crumbs was left ._.

[Maas Singh @SinghClairr]

Have y’all seen this? 😱😱🤯

[␈ @glitterynutsack]

I hate when a teacher says "why are you doing this, you're smart, you're beautiful.." SHUT IT LIAR WE ALL I HAVE THE BRAIN THE SIZE OF MAC A DEMON NUT AND I LOOK LIKE A 500 TOOTHED DINOSAUR

[␈ @glitterynutsack]

IM FINNA CRY BC IM THEYRE GROWING UP AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND sorry Im glitching I need to reboot

[␈ @glitterynutsack]

I swear I had my air pods in and I couldn't reach to turn it off, the teacher asked me a question and I couldn't hear her so I improvised. I said no to whatever she said and she kept asking me questions and we had the most intense staring contest of confusion.. I think I did good

[␈ @glitterynutsack]

My mom told me when I was little I would put tape on my arm and snatch it off just bc I liked it and she told me to stop but I didn’t listen. Now I have more hair on my arms than I should :’(

[␈ @glitterynutsack]

If you’re a girl and you have hairy arms.. I feel ur pain. I’ve been feeling your pain going on 18 years.

[␈ @glitterynutsack]

Thought he was slick, saw that readjustment 💀

[777 @K00WRLD]

Why is this so cute😭😭😭🤚🏾

[Brady @pebbut]

I request that this video be played for my funeral

[정국의 몸은 예술이다 @bodyofjjk]

gentle reminder jungkook has sensitive nipples

[iman : check pinned for survey⁷ @bangtansdurag]

look at jungkook giving me that firm BLOCK

[␈ @glitterynutsack]

I hate getting sick I literally never get sick and all of a sudden I’m sick, that germ infested fuck got me sick, idk who you are, but if I knew.. ooou if I knew- I would curb stomp the living shit out of you u slimy bitch 😒

[␈ @glitterynutsack]

I hate life with a burning passion like at this point I’m fucking over it

[␈ @glitterynutsack]

@jawnyutah More like Brockhampton tries to be Wu- Tang clan bc Wu- Tang came out in the 90's..

[JAWNY @jawnyutah]

I didn’t even know you had sex with people on tinder i thought you just match and then text once and like each other’s tweets for the next year

[Future Rockstar GF @fendifaguette]

Me in Mario Kart when someone throws a green shell at me but misses

[RICO NASTY @riconasty]

It’s never as easy as it looks !