Sanele SubStantial 🦍

🇿🇦 Perfectly balanced, as all things should be @KaizerChiefs l @ManCity 🤜🏽🤛🏽

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

11 years ago today, #ManCity signed @KevinDeBruyne! 💙

✔️ 422 Appearances
⚽️ 108 Goals
🅰️ 177 Assists
🏆 Premier League, x6
🏆 League Cup, x5
🏆 Community Shield, x3
🏆 FA Cup, x2
🏆 UEFA Super Cup, x1
🏆 FIFA Club World Cup, x1
🏆 UEFA Champions League, x1
🎖️ IFFHS Men's World Team, x6
🎖️ FIFA FIFPro World 11, x5
🎖️ ESM Team of the Year, x5
🎖️ PFA Premier League Team of the Year, x5
🎖️ Manchester City Player of the Season, x4
🎖️ UEFA Champions League Squad of the Season, x4
🎖️ UEFA Team of the Year, x3
🎖️ Best Belgian Player Abroad, x3
🎖️ IFFHS World's Best Playmaker, x3
🎖️ Premier League Playmaker of the Season, x3
🎖️ PFA Players' Player of the Year, x2
🎖️ Premier League Goal of the Month, x2
🎖️ Premier League Player of the Season, x2
🎖️ UEFA Champions League Team of the Season, x2
🎖️ FSA Player of the Year, x1
🎖️ Manchester City Goal of the Season, x1
🎖️ UEFA Champions League Midfielder of the Season, x1
🎖️ IFFHS UEFA Team of the Decade
🎖️ Sports Illustrated Premier League Team of the Decade

[Ryan (RTP) @WeareManC1ty]

Not gona lie, I wanted Ndiaye 😭

[Sanele SubStantial 🦍 @Glitts]

@CFCMods 🤣

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@MrFactsfinder @ArtistMarshalll @policelawnews Nah you slow

[Sanele SubStantial 🦍 @Glitts]

@Meza_UCH @justwentby @UsmanIfc What comfortable position? They play the same role but one is shining 🤣

[Sanele SubStantial 🦍 @Glitts]

@junm6611 @UsmanIfc Excuses fc 🤣

[Sanele SubStantial 🦍 @Glitts]

@SamuelLugo2388 @CFCMods 🤣🤣🤣

[Sanele SubStantial 🦍 @Glitts]

@AFCMattxx @City_Chief @marca Arsenal fans are shameless 🤣

[Sanele SubStantial 🦍 @Glitts]

@Ellis_86 @Dylyano The lies that make you cope 😂

[Sanele SubStantial 🦍 @Glitts]

@Maxwell___17 @Ga6rielEra @InvertTheWing That shows how slow you are!

[Sanele SubStantial 🦍 @Glitts]

@Ga6rielEra @InvertTheWing I can tell you really struggled in school 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[Sanele SubStantial 🦍 @Glitts]

@JuanIsidro @liftbyIron You said a whole lot of nothing 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Sanele SubStantial 🦍 @Glitts]

@MichaelTravixxx @FabrizioRomano 🔥

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@SirThatsMyName Jokes on you!

[Sanele SubStantial 🦍 @Glitts]

@introvars @west_jr_7 @UTDTrey Then you need to get your eyes checked

[Sanele SubStantial 🦍 @Glitts]

@Martinez_Utd @Thatfirstladyyy 🤣

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@Tobii_Aderemi @Temi__AB What a joke of an excuse 🤣

[Sanele SubStantial 🦍 @Glitts]

@Shadaya_Knight 🥶

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@DarshaN_J87 @MattyFC__ Cause he doesn’t want to play for Arsenal suddenly he’s unprofessional 🤣

[Sanele SubStantial 🦍 @Glitts]

@destinyzee 🤣