glizzy

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[glizzy @glizzybetts]

Do you like money? Do you like hunter brown? You can have both. Article on @RiceAndCigs thanks to @BoomersBetz
#lank #cyyoung

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[glizzy @glizzybetts]

Well this is the falcons game to lose

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Personally the biggest problem in my life is that my golf shirts dont have a firm enough collar. But surely nothing on Fox Sports 1 at 12:16 am will fix th-OH MY GOD

[glizzy @glizzybetts]

Brewers ml
Miz o 7.5k

[glizzy @glizzybetts]

Ravens 3.5+

[Novig @Novig]

Brock Mr. “Irrelevant” Purdy

5-0 in regular season @ Seattle
7-3 all-time vs Seattle
5-0 on the season

He. Can’t. Be. Stopped.

[glizzy @glizzybetts]

Fees and losing

[gainzy @gainzy222]

Bet 50k on the bears to beat the packers on polymarket at 53% instead of betting it at -115 at an online casino and got worse odds

Paid $694 in fees I didn’t know about. This shit is dumb.

Going back to casinos. Never again. Don’t even have a cool slip to tweet. Dopamine gone.

[Bryce Young, CPA @HurstonWaldrep2]

A kid I played in middle school is starting a game in the nfl at rb rn while I’m jerking off in bed

[glizzy @glizzybetts]

I’m putting my robot in the wood chipper

[Todd Fuhrman @ToddFuhrman]

CFB Marquee Week 7 Match-ups

Ohio St -3.5 @ Indiana
ND -12.5 @ BYU
Michigan -5.5 vs Penn St
Houston -3.5 vs Ok St
Texas -9.5 vs Florida
TTU -13.5 vs ASU
UCLA -4.5 vs Wisconsin
Alabama -6.5 @ Tennessee
Oklahoma -6.5 vs Kentucky
LSU -11.5 vs Miss St

Lines via @HardRockBet

[glizzy @glizzybetts]

Model (in work)

• Titans ML, aim 26¢+
• Dolphins ML, aim 24.5¢+
• Chargers ML, aim 36.5¢+
• Cardinals ML, aim 31.5¢+
• Giants ML, aim 37.5¢+
• Ravens ML, aim 39¢+ (soft)

[glizzy @glizzybetts]

@PBJsurvivor Yes

[John Ewing @johnewing]

Sunday morning line movement at @BetMGM

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Lions -5 to -5.5
Steelers -2.5 to -3
Vikings -2 to -2.5
Jets -2 to -2.5
Bears -1 to -1.5

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Texans -7 to -6.5

Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER

[glizzy @glizzybetts]

Can I not sweat the jags please so I can go to the gym

[glizzy @glizzybetts]

@W_Drehs Fag alert

[Bobby @AlabamaBobbycue]

If you enjoy this, I'm actually better than you

[DJ @TxForever]

I want Steve Sarkisian to drunk drive and T-bone me. Set me up for life and stop coaching my football team.

I hate this fucker

[glizzy @glizzybetts]

Me when I’m DJing my local bar

[John Summit @johnsummit]

i like adding hot women to my guest list to make the party better, sue me

[glizzy @glizzybetts]

@Stuckey2 😂😂😂😂

[glizzy @glizzybetts]

Can someone misclick my order please
99.9% chance Hawaii covers🥀