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On the day of my death I will look God in the eyes as I walk backwards into hell

[4mi ❄️ @scorsesebabyyy]

Niggas think Grok is Jarvis

[Carver Descartes🧑🏽‍🦱 @ApplaudAhhJones]

Shoot that nigga out of a cannon into the ocean

[7NEWS Melbourne @7NewsMelbourne]

Violence has spilt onto King Street after two men were removed from a gentlemen’s club in Melbourne.

One of the men threw a chair which appeared to be aimed at security, hitting his friend instead. Get the full story on 7NEWS at 6pm. @paul_dowsley

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

“So much fog.”

“What can Santa do against such hateful weather?”

“Ride out with me.”

[Gus Tawse @gus_tawse]

Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’

I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.

[China Townsman @Boomer_Pride]

They expect none of us in the horse brother.

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Store employee needs to be in jail asap

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

u think bill was tapping it on the tongue

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

cavemen describing what a elephant is to their tribe after encountering them for the first time

[cloud nine ♱ ☻ @gilbbywontmiss]

“Titanic beginning to sink”

Uncooked crabs in the kitchen.

[Billie 🇲🇽 @BillieBizkit]

*un pd0filo se me queda viendo en el parque*

Yo con 8 años pensando que era un ojeador:

[el barbudo 🇨🇺 @danker_hank]

Checking his media tab.

[Who Is Gręgg🇿🇼? @greggmunikwa]

I see his face, even when it’s not there…

[Waseem Kurawley @waskhalifa_]

POV your husband just got shot in the fucking neck

[Sash @sashedelic]

I think about this guy all the time