George Kramer

[George Kramer @glkramer333]

Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Also wearing my Cinco de Santo shirt from @GuyFieri and @sammyhagar

[George Kramer @glkramer333]

I have a fear of over-engineered buildings. It's a complex complex complex.

[George Kramer @glkramer333]

@LVMotorSpeedway

[George Kramer @glkramer333]

I was wondering why the football kept getting bigger...then it hit me!

[George Kramer @glkramer333]

The invention of the shovel was ground breaking.

[George Kramer @glkramer333]

A farmer went into his pasture and counted 196 cows, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

[George Kramer @glkramer333]

I owe a lot to sidewalks. They've been keeping me off the streets for years.

[George Kramer @glkramer333]

I got drunk yesterday and ate some Scrabble tiles because it seemed fun. Now that I'm sober, I fear my next poop could spell disaster.

[George Kramer @glkramer333]

@sarahjaneyk not sure if you saw this or if you had plans

[George Kramer @glkramer333]

@sarahjaneyk here is what we will be drinking in on Monday

[George Kramer @glkramer333]

@sarahjaneyk that isn't Cob Poppers popcorn...😢

[George Kramer @glkramer333]

Mother Nature is allowing us to be outside again today.
#cobpoppers

[George Kramer @glkramer333]

Use my code Corneliu2014 or click on https://t.co/txMBmx21Lp to earn a free Crispy Beef Taco.

[George Kramer @glkramer333]

@sarahjaneyk How did you get those Wild Animals to pose for a pic?

[George Kramer @glkramer333]

@DGodfatherMoody @DanicaPatrick @NaturesBakery
If she gave you the apple one put it in the microwave for 10-15 seconds if you can...

[George Kramer @glkramer333]

Tractor Pull/Quilt Show/Vendor Fair and Kettle Corn...and beautiful weather #cobpoppers

[George Kramer @glkramer333]

Sweat dries....
Blood clots....
Bones heal.....
Suck it up buttercup

[Sarah Kramer @sarahjaneyk]

Birthday boy!!

[The Sportster @SportsterNews]

Site should be fully operational Monday morning. New stories and hopefully, no more crashing!