Walter Bottle

oxford comma enthusiast & professional cry-baby

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

My bad, I thought you said 2 Brilliant dollars. No i dont have that much

[Cher @cher]

I Need To Shoot My Phone

[gumball @gnmball]

i'm like if a girl was an uncle

[James @exhaustdata]

Saying “fergalicious” when I mean “Kafkaesque”

[Walter Bottle @gllngrg]

@BasalygaLainey I LOVE YOU

[Walter Bottle @gllngrg]

@BasalygaLainey no like im genuinely grieving

[Walter Bottle @gllngrg]

@BasalygaLainey yes I skinned my knees

[miss chad @laurenposting]

Marcel The Shell With That Shit On 💯

[Walter Bottle @gllngrg]

@BasalygaLainey meanwhile the tweet in question lands us both on some kind of watchlist

[Walter Bottle @gllngrg]

@BasalygaLainey 😍😍😍

[sascha @SaschaAmato]

cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

[kimberlee @kimberleeerose]

Dunkin' donuts is entirely hit or miss and that's what it makes it soooo east coast catholic. U have to suffer a little to reach transcendence. U have to know that it could snow in March

[Walter Bottle @gllngrg]

@BasalygaLainey my outfit completely fucking up the vibe in the last pic LMAO

[Walter Bottle @gllngrg]

@BasalygaLainey @1989healy this is hann

[Walter Bottle @gllngrg]

@BasalygaLainey and I’ve ALWAYS said that