On Saturday, this picture of Mum and I will be 5 years old.
The significance of this is that Mum is no longer here to laugh with, or rather for her to laugh at me being drunk.
Instead, tomorrow I'll be visiting Mum to remember the fun times and raise a glass ๐
Who can actually help me with a parcel that should have been delivered last Thursday? Your online help @asos_uk seems to just fob people off, so here I am with ยฃ300+ of goods lost, thanks to @Evri_HereToHelp once again. What a joke! #Evri#asos
@marcraimondi Meh, money talks. Jake is a trash-ass boxer but his paper suddenly makes people throw fights for him ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Easy to be good at something when the outcome is decided in advance hey. I bet I'd be good at lotto if I had the winning numbers ๐
I'm on a train coughing and the looks I'm getting from mask wearing people from the country of COVID origin is laughable ๐
I've had my vaccine guys and done many tests...
Bore off.