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God Bless America & Hotty Toddy

[Mike Emond @MKEmond]

99 Restaurant employees during this Red Sox winning streak 🚬

[Hayley Caronia @hayleycaronia]

What if I gave birth at an Olive Garden location? Is my baby entitled to a never-ending pasta pass?

[alexlindsay @alexlindsay]

If you want to understand American optimism…

We celebrate the date that we declared independence, not the date that we achieved it.

[Natalie Fertig @natsfert]

What do you mean the greatest travel ad ever made for Chattanooga, Tenn. was created by the Spanish National Fútbol Team?

[History Calendar @HistoryCalendar]

The birth years of Continental Congress members if the United States Declaration of Independence had been signed in 2026.

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

This is an incredible account that posts moments from American history as they happened 250 years ago from the date of each tweet.

[Otto Guy Nophelia @GoobulousG]

The Japanese would harpoon this whale for such behavior

[Travis Yost @travisyost]

United States really should’ve put all of the knockout round games in SEC towns.

“Oh you wanna beat America in the round of sixteen? Great. You’ll do it in Tuscaloosa.”

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

England fans took over a rodeo in Fort Worth, Texas and started singing Sweet Caroline. Incredible

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

YOU KNOW THE VIBES

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

You can’t love college sports enough.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Pittsburgh Zoo has agreed to trade 7-year-old male gorilla, Frankie, to Boston in exchange for 33-year-old silverback gorilla, Little Joe

Both trades were designed to 'provide a healthy, genetically diverse population of critically endangered gorillas in human care' 💯

(Via @PghZoo, @zoonewengland)

[Sudu @sudu_tv]

There’s a pattern I’ve noticed when it comes to Ole Miss and Oxford.

For years, when Ole Miss football was mediocre or irrelevant nationally, people loved romanticizing the place. They’d talk about how they’d always wanted to visit Oxford. They’d bring up William Faulkner, the food scene, the music, the charm of the town, the Grove, the pageantry. Ole Miss was treated like this fascinating Southern experience everyone wanted to see for themselves.

But the second Ole Miss became a real threat in college football, the second it started competing for top recruits, playoff spots, and legitimacy on the national stage the tone changed. Suddenly, people are reaching for every negative stereotype they can find, using the school’s history as ammunition when it becomes convenient competitively or to score points on social media.

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

There's gotta be some kind of petition we can sign to make this stop

[Anthony Castrovince @castrovince]

Can I pay $2 for the cup now and defer the soda until 2034?

[Nick Roush @RoushKSR]

The Kentucky Oaks officially has a post time, 8:40 p.m. ET. We were told it was going to be late in the 8 p.m. hour, but it's even later than I expected.

The Kentucky Derby horses will enter the starting gate at 6:57 p.m. ET on the first Saturday in May.