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transmitting countersocial behavior

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@Jathanielson You sound like the intellectual equivalent of a venn diagram

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Follow for more tips and tricks on how to use philosophy to promote its perception as a socially and politically useless endeavor

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Taking a 20-minute power nap is like rerolling your mental acuity stat point for the day

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@hastifliche @jmrphy Handsome intelligent high-agency men prefer to have bars rather than go to bars

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If I were Chester Bennington I would haunt the shit out of mike shinoda

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@bogtrinkets They look like they’d make excellent skippers though

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@bogtrinkets There’s a reason why no one tried to blend rock classical and jazz ever again

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@mulderpill These hands… I can never trust again…

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Extreme dog walking: stride down sidewalk at speeds of 65mph clutching used shit bag by the turd, crazed unvaccinated beast hound rearing and gagging at the end of leash,

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@hastifliche This very thought occurred to me whilst hiding from bullies in a toilet stall at recess

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Everyone in this room can tell I’m on acid reducers

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@bigsquishyfrog I imagined him looking a bit more dignified

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@ethantgibson I’ll stop doing it when they stop falling for it

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Detective Minestrone’s thumb paused over the banner. “Get verified,” it offered. Would that it were so simple. No source possessed the authority to verify him. His truth value fluctuated with the fleeting mobility of a shadow. Smirking, he reached for the toilet paper.

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@2rose2ocean comment if you’re one cool daddio with sick shades

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The “cosmic crisp” is the most millennial strain of apple

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@stokestheorem Smoke him if you caught him

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My wife’s cooking

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I have mastered the lost folding technique which permits complete and uniform coverage of every square of toilet paper