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Copenhagen Zoo Kills Four Healthy Staff Members To Make Space for New Employees http://t.co/1yqmJGNO8a

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Marina Abramovic admits to Lady Gaga she was just fucking with her this entire time http://t.co/yst26MRD0r

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As a modest man, the new pope will go to work in a Popebus instead of Popemobile http://t.co/GGSpkHeIIe #popefacts

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Did you know? Pope Francis' favorite religion is Buddhism: http://t.co/GGSpkHeIIe #popefacts

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Quvenzhane Wallis Responds To Offensive Joke: I’ve Been Called Worse http://t.co/GrlQN1Omma

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While All Other Actors Were Busy With #Oscars, Nicolas Cage Lands 15 Mediocre Roles http://t.co/c0yzsTLG3i

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Michele Bachmann Proposes Negative Minimum Wage http://t.co/pN3Us01w

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Pieces Of Democracy Found All Over Russia http://t.co/cWzl5ZGK

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#Facebook To Start Charging Users For Not Posting http://t.co/ziHHG6Yg

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Putin Shoots Down Meteorite With A Handgun http://t.co/4AD85Z0F #RussianMeteor

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Forgetful Obama Grabs Michelle Novelty Teddy Bear At Gas Station On Way Home
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Cow Resigns From Position Of India’s Holiest Animal http://t.co/ZGWdaCf6

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#Pope Resigns To Pursue Religion
http://t.co/9odB7qs3

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@TheUnitedMike Thanks for the shoutout :)

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Lazy Three-Year-Old Cambodian Still Unemployed http://t.co/TXlbAKIo #slacker

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North Korea Hangs Satellite-Deflecting CDs Above Death Camps http://t.co/vlYEL1gB

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New Development! Police Suspect Richard III Murdered http://t.co/noqlAsnI

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Archaeologists Continue To Find Remains Of Shakespearean Characters http://t.co/z80su3vw

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#49ers #SuperBowl Defeat Sparks Organic Riots In San Francisco http://t.co/MEEqAgHQ

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Fox News Blames Beyonce’s Hair Dryer For Blackout http://t.co/7ig0duYc #SuperBowl47