kap🥶

[kap🥶 @globalkapp]

Products that destroy themselves

[kap🥶 @globalkapp]

@cortado420 @vileliquors I’m eating a sandwich in 20 minutes very exciting

[kap🥶 @globalkapp]

Having trouble taking the next step to a 14 card base. When I involve another deck everything crumbles.

[kap🥶 @globalkapp]

@cortado420 The lion does not concern itself with the opinions of sheep

[kap🥶 @globalkapp]

@HeadAntifa I’m with the ants eating soap!

[kap🥶 @globalkapp]

Being in a cave is fine as long as you have your iPhone

[kap🥶 @globalkapp]

❤️ bar soap

[kap🥶 @globalkapp]

Sorry for eating all the almonds out of your trail mix I’ll Venmo you

[kap🥶 @globalkapp]

For all of Ted Allen’s shortcomings, I don’t think they could do the show without him #chopped

[kap🥶 @globalkapp]

(From the vaping roommate)

[kap🥶 @globalkapp]

Go hang out with your real friends we’ll just be here watching parasite and vaping

[kap🥶 @globalkapp]

Thank you!!!!!!

[kap🥶 @globalkapp]

@playpineapple please please fix the app please it’s down I need it please

[Tobias Holme @lilto8s]

@playpineapple plz fix the app i’m shaking from withdrawal

[kap🥶 @globalkapp]

Hate that my parents have figured out how to use iMessage stickers before I have

[kap🥶 @globalkapp]

Weirdly enough injury is probably my favorite time to add insult

[kap🥶 @globalkapp]

If I’m going to the store I’m coming back with popsicles

[doomer @uncledoomer]

NO CHEATING. Your last saved celebrity photo/gif is your therapist. Who is it?