Andrea Jones

biology.film.art.comedy.ballet.ichthyology.fashion.sarcasm.gamer.literature.nerd.

[WCCO | CBS News Minnesota @WCCO]

For nearly 50 years, Mike Dorschner's problem-solving skills powered WCCO Television. The tech guru is now memorialized at the Minnesota State Fair, reports @JDLauritsen. | https://t.co/ERcld2iNdm

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So do I cancel my @hulu subscription now or just pray that someday they figure out the volume levels on commercials? Wtf.

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@GeneralMills opened a new protein bar box that was supposed to have 5 bars and there are only 3. Sadness!!

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@NYGovCuomo And veterinarian and vet tech?

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Lyrics:
Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got reef,
That im a pescatarian and live in an aquarium.

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@CameronsCoffee @LadyJaneLJ Came here to ask about this. Please please it would be so awesome if these came in better packaging!

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#ReadingReducesRecidivism

How is this okay??

[Books to Prisoners (Seattle) @B2PSeattle]

Friends, we have a big problem. The Washington DOC quietly rolled out a COMPLETE ban on prison book programs this month. So quietly, in fact, that they didn't bother to tell us first. We only know now because we found this memo on their website today. We're ready to fight it...

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Hey @McDonalds, do you guys still put chicken in your sandwiches or are you done with that? #ew #wholetthisoutthedoor

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@foofighters Thank you for taking our White Limo request tonight! Sorry we made you destroy your vocal chords! First time seeing you live in person and it was amazing!!!❤️❤️❤️

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@FancyHands I was just hoping to purchase a gift subscription but every time I try to submiy payment it says “recurly.js is not enabled for your site”.

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@FancyHands Just trying to get ahold of you to set up a gift subscription but I keep getting an error code. Your support email account bounced back. Are you guys in business anymore?

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Paisley the Pirate loves #BarkBoxDay!! Bandanas are a great idea for the boxes!

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When you're gonna take babe on a date and you research that shit ahead of time so they have plenty of options #pickyeaterprobs #love

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@barvonblaq you too! We had so much fun. It was an awesome show!

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@barvonblaq whaaa!? Holy fuckin shit best timing ever! Albums and tickets bought. See you this weekend! Owww!

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@barvonblaq so good on hilarious world of depression. Do u have any specials? Where can i find them online? Also come to MN pleaaaase!!

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Med at an aquarium vs med at a vet clinic: restrain 200lb shark = no prob vs restrain fractious cat = holycrapwtfomgclawseverwherefuckthis!

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@MNRenaissance huzzah!

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@adamconover you mentioned on periscope you had some nerves before your live show. Advice for those of us who also get nerves b4 big events?