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b.1842 d. 20011

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@barstoolsports Barstool Sports Top Metal Bands of All Time
1. Air Supply
2. Addison Rae
3. The Carpenters
4. Hootie and the Blowfish
5. The Eagles
6. The “Cars For Kids” band
7. One Republic
8. The Wiggles
9. The Band that played at my cousin’s Bar Mitzvah last year
10. The Buggles

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@piyushmittal I could work that fast if reality was sped up 2X

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@MilaLovesJoe Tattoos are a substitute for a personality

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@DogginTrump Evidence

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@CalltoActivism I paid for the food for the next 50 cars in line then stole all their food

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@realTrumpNewsX I’m betting the first sacking will come before the end of February

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@LqLana Twice

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@TheRichFromCali I believe we need a candidate equal to Donald Trump in intelligence, charisma, statesmanship, and empathy.
Krusty for President 2028!

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@CalltoActivism It’s the main character from the sequel to Wicked, Donald the Burnt Wizard

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@iAnonPatriot Wins what? I thought he was already El Presidentissimo for life

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@allenanalysis Wait, I thought Trump was still supposed to be president

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@realTrumpNewsX “Lord, give this man a backbone and we pray that his orange skin condition passes”

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@Damaan4u33 A AAA day

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@3YearLetterman Dr. Pepper was invented by the great American patriot Benjamin Franklin, when the bottle of fermented goat urine he was holding was struck by lightning

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@Jaberuski I would make him rebuild it using only available household items

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@DLgodlessbitch Some toilet paper

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@DarkMSolvent Forever 121

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@AuntSassyAss McPussyBurger

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@LanceUSA70 Bonespurs Donny and the MAGAts

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@iamnot_elon I NEVER USE X AND I NEVER WILL!

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@Dean_James_1 @GuntherEagleman Jesus would be an amazing country