glob

glob's daily thoughts

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spongeboy me bob im 🤔.. im feeling eh 😒... a little rambunctious tonight 😳.. a little bodacious 🥴

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guy who says everypony in 2026

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why is it sick as a dog. shouldnt it be like sick as tony hawk or something

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i got laid 😀
i got laid off ☹️

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guy who pops off in golf: yep i only need one or two strokes im kinda goated like that

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i used to pee in the sandbox when nobody was looking

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2010 had all my favourite youtubers like smosh and n word h word

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white guy drowning who's also really mad at you: alright now listen here blub

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shaboing

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what if i get coitus but i have to fart really bad can i like tell her

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guys im pregnant

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me when im cleaning: im brooooooooming im a brooooomer

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im getting funcky like muncky

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guy who's pretty comfortable in his body and wants to try non-binary pronouns like he's taking some sort of free trial

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WE DIDNT EVEN DATE AND IM GETTING HUNG UP OVER HER 🥀💔🏚️

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i dont think any bicurious male has ever had sexual thoughts for asmondgold nor elon musk and i think something can be said about that

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is batman stupid? of course the night is dark

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im no boss baby but im the baby who bossed up

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talm bout killing myself
*ding*

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(to hey there delilah) ohhhhh 360 degreeesssss ohhhhh 360 degreeeees...