Keyboard Casanova

Young dumb and obsessed w cum

[Keyboard Casanova @glockappella]

Since Elon is poised to acquire this here platform, I figured what safer time for a cishet white male to begin tweeting. 👋🏻

[Keyboard Casanova @glockappella]

Oh my god literally everything is fukken oil

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White lingerie is chef’s kiss to the nono square

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@fckoffmaebe Looks like the perfect time

[Keyboard Casanova @glockappella]

@defecteddeity Divorce rock

[Keyboard Casanova @glockappella]

The degree of this suffering seems too good to be true

[Keyboard Casanova @glockappella]

@defecteddeity Much agreed. It’s giving daycare refrigerator. Or, New MAGA kids-“friendly” Chipotle bag just dropped

[Keyboard Casanova @glockappella]

Maturing is realizing Colin Kaepernick was right about everything

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Wish i could my playboy mouth

[Keyboard Casanova @glockappella]

I fully believe with my whole bussy that if Katy Perry had been a schoolteacher, she would have made the news for sleeping with one of her students

[Keyboard Casanova @glockappella]

All men are cucks for something or someone

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@notmadsdanae Malicious abstinence

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@fckoffmaebe

[Keyboard Casanova @glockappella]

@fckoffmaebe Now it’s an anabolic bevvie. Love that for u

[Keyboard Casanova @glockappella]

I’ve never thought “boy i better go check out printify for some new shirts”

[Keyboard Casanova @glockappella]

@shehulkxoxo This was so melodramatic

[Keyboard Casanova @glockappella]

See the problem is the servants have taken to thinking they’re kings

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This yum yum got me typing so serious with punctuation and shyt

[Keyboard Casanova @glockappella]

The mercator projection would be like if you cut away the face of earth from its skull.

[Keyboard Casanova @glockappella]

Oh. Oh my god. The mercator map was basically designed by flat earthers. Sickos

[Keyboard Casanova @glockappella]

@fckoffmaebe Definitely flock cameras and holes in the wall, but if you’re more European, get beautiful drapes and maybe a painting or two.