Mel🐊

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[andrés @andresmiguer]

cuando llego a un lugar y me toca saludar a más de 5 personas

[menace @Kroniebits]

How much would I have to drink for a mosquito to instantly die from alcohol poisoning when it bites me

[sien. @sien_wtf]

so the bar is where i go

[Mel🐊 @glockkmel]

retweets be 10x funnier when you drunk

[Leo @leo_osn5]

vayan a terapia y si les queda tiempo váyanse a la mierda también

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

I don't give a rat's ass is definitely a top 3 white people saying of all time. Like who cooked that shit up

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

The world is your Oyster. It even your Clam

[mia @miakanaiko]

*trying to comfort ur nonbinary friend* there their

[m⭑ther @ashxxy]

jwoww’s the only person that’s ever made me want to learn how to fight

[Zoraya Black @ZorayaBlack_]

I have chemistry w everyone. I am the chemistry.

[ke @sheskeala]

Being beautiful is one thing, but my mind is #wow

[Mel🐊 @glockkmel]

last minute sunday funday I’m already drunk

[Mel🐊 @glockkmel]

hippie sabotage levity tape b chief keef waka flocka key glock bossman dlow yk niece wu tangs last tour ahhhh keep em coming

[Mel🐊 @glockkmel]

It’s like I narrowed down my traveling from last summer to just NY again and lake gaston so these concert tickets been hittttinngggg

[Mel🐊 @glockkmel]

NY and Key Glock at the end of august to end this summer off w a chefs kiss I think yes

[snobbiest 🩰 @niquetheSNOB]

me and the last laugh go together so bad

[kat @yslnadi]

this is how i deal with men

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am a lover but underneath that i am a hater but underneath that i am a lover again

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

im right about everything. even when im wrong it was in a right way

[𐕣 @gumvape]

i'm in love with this quote:

"if you're persistent, you'll get it. if you're consistent, you'll keep it. and if you're grateful, you'll attract more of it."