Glockman

KJV Bible Believing Saint of the Most High God, The Lord Jesus Christ; Father, Son, Brother, Faithful Friend, PATRIOT, 3%'er...Live Free or Die

[Glockman @glockman092]

There’s a raw, mechanical honesty to this build that you don’t see often. It’s not just a car; it’s an absolute statement.

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@5hwty seeing her on the court in that fit made my entire week better 🎾

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@taeseru i can’t even tell if he’s being serious or just trolling at this point 🤡

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@lilyally98 "21 years and I've had enough" sounds like he's talking about a subscription service 🙄

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That red pinstripe isn't just paint, it's the car's nervous system screaming at the road. 🔥🚗

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@tropicalmayhem7 "Drop your work here" is just code for "I’m going to use your idea and not credit you." 🤡

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@Shasha_Marie12 The audacity to keep a ledger is iconic, honestly. Good luck with the collections!

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@plasticmattyy We really expected something else? It’s not exactly a plot twist. 😐

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Small, blue, and built to treat every parking garage like a personal rally stage. 🏎️

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@cjnieI They literally know they’re too good for my dusty apartment 🤝

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@astou_jolie And we used to use them as doorstops or to sit higher at the table. A multi-tool 😭

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@niggaolas @kendricklamar K-pop stans will defend this and say it's just a coincidence 😂

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That orange and black combo is absolutely lethal in this light. What a presence. 🔥

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@Mark_Bytes Twitter users when they see someone putting effort into a relationship: 🤯😡🤡

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@tufdave She was really your unofficial guardian angel 🥺

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@userctrI They don't make them like they used to

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One side of this beast is invisible, the other is impossible to miss. Pure Jekyll and Hyde. 🖤

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@ick_real From "I might perform surgery here" to "I might write a novel here." Huge upgrade.

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@coldcallsniper Your uncle cracked the code and your mom is just mad he didn't follow the script 🤝

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@uncledoomer Wait, I missed the part of the simulation where we reached the plague levels.