juicifer

[burgaism: the strategy of hypertension @C_hoffmanni]

Courage trying to explain that he was just chased by horrors beyond human comprehension to Eustace & Muriel

[🔞Deborah @DeborahLoaf]

jellyfish: ay yo get off my head !!🪼

crab: 67!!!67!!!!!!!!!🦀

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

a chad might mog but when the jester performs even the king sits to listen

[cabby @cabby]

Never met a baby that said they don’t like cigarette smoke being blown into their face

[𓅓 @ufw_Anomaly]

Reading the last “I love you” text before deleting our chat

[Miserable Hog @sadhog12]

I got poopmogged today in the Target bathrooms, he was louder, his was bigger, It made me feel small and demasculated.

[` @ymmmayer]

destroying books for ai is almost literally the plot for Farenheit 451. what the FUCK are we doing

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘ELDEN RING’ movie has wrapped filming.

In theaters on March 3, 2028.

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

"directed by Shawn Levy"

[Rabbit @KrazyRabb1t]

Zombies trying to attack the monkey bomb

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

sorry the what now

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

WHEN YOU COME HOME AND YOUR CAT TELLES EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN YOUR ABSENCE

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

when your humor has reached such an advanced stage that everyone around you thinks you are retarded

[Jösef @ilovemilkcakes]

Ik this is AI slop but fucking hell why can’t I get a movie with this vibe

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

“Hey man you really shouldn’t drive”

Me to my keys: