Gloria

Assistant Artistic Director/Theatre Faculty. Shakespeare nerd. Coffee addict. Pinay pride. STL gal. She/Her.

[Gloria @gloglo_33]

Asked my students what mythological creature they would be and a 10 year old looked me straight in the eyes and said Cthulhu

[Gloria @gloglo_33]

Took myself on a lil date yesterday and damn I'm a good time - I love me

[Gloria @gloglo_33]

I hope coffee crush can pick up that I'm flirting with him by my inability to make eye contact and occasionally saying hi 🙃

[Gloria @gloglo_33]

I'm no longer going to house parties unless they're like the ones in Barbie.

[lily @lilydemelloworr]

wait, if you’re a joan didion fleabag marlboro reds girl, and i’m an esoteric french new wave material feminist girl, then who the hell is flying this plane?

[Gloria @gloglo_33]

Progressed to the drinking wine while playing Maps on the guitar part of the evening

[Gloria @gloglo_33]

I'm punk when I'm drunk

[David Hering @hering_david]

Today I learned that Albert Camus had a cat called Cigarette. This might be the Frenchest thing ever to have happened

[Gloria @gloglo_33]

Hi there's literally no need to yell at me from your car while I'm running

[Emma Bolden @emmabo]

i just found out a group of fireflies is called a sparkle and i have never felt such joy

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

my student loan providers could be gay therefore i refuse to give them my business

[Lauren Pokedoff @LaurenPokedoff]

Tired: “I’m 27 years old. I’ve no money and no prospects. I’m already a burden to my parents. And I’m frightened.”

Wired:

[trish @ultragloss]

people seeing barbie first are wild. the schedule needs to be
black coffee and a cigarette
oppenheimer around 11 (its 3 hours)
mimosas and brunch
barbie around 6/7
dinner, drinks, club

[Gloria @gloglo_33]

The mood? Drunk singing My Heart Will Go On at the bar

[Gloria @gloglo_33]

Pisces girlie

[Gloria @gloglo_33]

Blasting Patti Smith and dreaming about the world - watching the sun filter through the blinds

[Gloria @gloglo_33]

I would be that person ngl

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

My friend whose dog I am watching has just text to say there is yoghurt lollies in the freezer for the dog if he wants them. Yoghurt lollies. For the dog. In the freezer. If he wants them.

[Gloria @gloglo_33]

There's so many movies I want to see this year and so little time

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

behind every hot girl there's a deep desire to slay the king of scotland and frame the servants for her own political gain