Rebecca Monarch

She/They, Were-Butterfly, Glolf Caddy,

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

It's pride month, that means I get to swap the lesbian flag and trans flag on my glolf cart for a comically large lesbian flag and trans flag

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

Honestly, I think it’d be hillarious if I was the only person in the immaterial plane who doesn’t know what a worlde is. So no, I won’t know what the weird emojis are!

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

@AltoPatterson Hell yeah, and that's like every day. Every day has a lot of fucking party. I guess squid pal knows that or something

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

yawn, new universe just came out? sweet.

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

@AltoPatterson I mean with 7 billion people alive and 365 there's about uhhh *whips out calculator* 19 million people (probably maybe maybe not) having a birthday on April 12th 2006

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

@BfWinkler Binge (non alcoholic) drinking
Driving fast
Exercise

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

So I’m reading historians reports on glolf to see how wrong they got it it’s hilarious they called me and Freddie “extremely good friends” I’m dying

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

From loosing our favorite squid
To learning theyre still alive
To dodging foxes
To learning we’re programs

This year has been… interesting, at least I can invite the fox that tried to destroy our world to a New Years party now.

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

@SolarDies @AltoPatterson What'd the big apple to do the other big fruits huh? It doesn't want us to find the truth, obviously.

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

@AltoPatterson It’s a feature, calling it miss monarch’s wild ride.

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

Okay stupid idea: Harmonica controlled glolf kart

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

@AltoPatterson Fun until you realize there’s no brakes and you panic, hyperventilating would lead to the cart going faster and faster. Gotta work on that

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

Decibel level would control the acceleration, pitch would control steering, barely any flaws in this flawed system.

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

Decorating the Christmas cacti with Freddie. Who knew she enjoyed cacti?

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

@AltoPatterson Bees know what’s good

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

@AltoPatterson Syrup has salt in it right?

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

So the big nut wants to take down the league? Fuck gods but I’ll help, just once.

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

@AltoPatterson It's scary... but we were frozen too if my memory serves me right, it's still bad though.

[Rebecca Monarch @glolfRebbeca]

Today I learned by girlfriend is both a deadly shot in glolf and with a gun. Steadiest hands around.