blunt skuncher

my names sydney and im constantly thinkin about the inevitability of death

[blunt skuncher @gloomykitty]

new fav past time is taking pics of my coworker eating bananas. he does it so sensually.

[⊹ ࣪ ˖ 🍓Helena 🫁 ˙⟡ ⭑.ᐟ @PsychosMarket]

The shit you see in fear and hunger

[blunt skuncher @gloomykitty]

should i open a line of credit so i can afford my prescription medication asking for a friend

[blunt skuncher @gloomykitty]

taking an adderall on my 3 hour flight so i can focus on sitting still and watching the flight tracker REALLY good

[blunt skuncher @gloomykitty]

like, you said yourselves in ur october dev logs that the reason yall failed to finish ep5 is bc u were too busy with the dlc WHYYYYY are u even thinking about a sequel!!!! UR FIRST GAME HAS BEEN UNFINISHED FOR YEARRSSSS!!! 😡😡😡 get ur shit together pls im begging yall

[blunt skuncher @gloomykitty]

the long dark 2 being announced meanwhile we have been waiting for part 5 for like over 3 years? insane. can yall just focus on the main story pleaseeeee idgaf about tales from the far territory

[wizardries @wizardriesx]

Is nothing sacred anymore?😩

[Morgan @8bitfunk]

This just in, do NOT eat the Little Debbie oatmeal cream pie if you’re 25+. Your body no longer has a Little Debbie oatmeal cream pie enzyme. You WILL get nauseous.

[blunt skuncher @gloomykitty]

u know, (if we are excluding all of their awful policies) the worst thing conservatives have going for them is that literally none of them are funny. like, its almost unbelievable how consistently unfunny everyone on the right is. whats up with that? how does that happen?

[blunt skuncher @gloomykitty]

the worst part of this is that none of these words normally start with K. you truly didnt HAVE to do this and yet

[blunt skuncher @gloomykitty]

@basedpoppa @wyrmforge KAMEO MY BELOVED!!! i was searching for someone who would mention this thank u lmao

[blunt skuncher @gloomykitty]

like.....why is it so consistently every single one of them and why are they always so rude.

[blunt skuncher @gloomykitty]

is there a clause in the Doordash terms of service that requires their drivers to be actively using speakerphone/facetime the whole time?

[stickydacat @stickydacat]

Is somebody gunna match my squeak?

[blunt skuncher @gloomykitty]

if i so much as think about missing a birth control dose i start my period within 20 mins