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you truly have no idea

[Alvaro @spiralrace]

@AlbinoSqrl @CovfefeAnon

[nugatory pedant @gloomypedant]

My baby really likes the song How to Disappear Completely. I hope this is not an omen

[nugatory pedant @gloomypedant]

@dash_eats Law school gave me a great mental model for the way the world actually works (gov., business, politics, etc). Law provides the structure for our society to function, so understanding that structure can afford insight into how to change things. Totally changed my life. Go for it!

[nugatory pedant @gloomypedant]

The reason lawyers are increasingly caught relying on hallucinated cases is because most lawyers are technologically illiterate. Once they see how useful AI can be, their instinctive fear is obliterated and then there's nothing holding them back from totally relying on it.

[nugatory pedant @gloomypedant]

@0x49fa98 Exactly. Like I know you're a better writer, but it doesn't bother me because I'm better at beatboxing and dancing like a faggot when I've had too much to drink. Or, wait, I'm confused.

[nugatory pedant @gloomypedant]

@bumbadum14 Every single person I knew who joined FedSoc unironically did so because they wanted to go into politics. Everyone who wanted to go into politics finished, without exception, at the bottom of my law school class. Some of the most empty-eyed, incurious people I've ever met.

[nugatory pedant @gloomypedant]

At night after lying in the bed for long enough that the hairs on my feet are depressed, I hate going to the restroom. When standing in front of the toilet in the pitch black, it feels like spiders are crawling on my toes as the hairs begin to unfold into their natural position

[nugatory pedant @gloomypedant]

@Max_Fisher And the personal injury attorneys who will have less auto accident cases, truly too great of a cost

[nugatory pedant @gloomypedant]

The only other POV most woman can imagine is someone looking at them

[nugatory pedant @gloomypedant]

@inkblotistan hang in there

[nugatory pedant @gloomypedant]

@bronzeagemantis @CityBureaucrat We will never again have a justice brave enough to declare that "three generations of imbiciles are enough"

[nugatory pedant @gloomypedant]

@favelaoverlord "You're the only one with a personality."

"So you think I'm ugly??"

"I only date 10s, so there's no point in choosing based on looks."

[nugatory pedant @gloomypedant]

@captive_dreamer Descendants of white slaveowners should get reparations for putting up with them for so long.

[nugatory pedant @gloomypedant]

I could forgive the missile strikes, but outing a gay man without his consent in a country where being gay is illegal is taking this conflict too far.

[New York Post @nypost]

Trump briefed that Iran's new supreme leader Mojtaba Khamenei is probably gay - and president has priceless reaction https://t.co/FoqZWam61y

[ℏεsam @Hesamation]

this instantly reminded me of something Microsoft would do with Copilot.

[nugatory pedant @gloomypedant]

We need to take over half of Elon Musk's wealth so that grandpa can have his teeth cleaned for free before he bites the dust

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie's 5% annual wealth tax on billionaires had been enacted in 2012, Elon Musk would be worth less than $365 billion instead of the $834 billion that he's worth today. He'd still be the wealthiest man alive & every senior would have dental, vision & hearing under Medicare.

[Second City Bureaucrat @CityBureaucrat]

You must be circumspect in considering NYT posts but, if true, this would be a significant departure from the "rules-based" approach to regime change, which criminalizes entire "regimes".

Allowing for the persistence of regime elements creates an incentive for the regime to compromise. Requiring total capitulation in accordance with the rules-based approach incents total resistance.

[nugatory pedant @gloomypedant]

@alexthechick @CovfefeAnon you're lying about either being a woman or having a J.D. bc you haven't posted a selfie proving both

[nugatory pedant @gloomypedant]

@owenbroadcast It tell me that pokemon cause focus and passion thank u I will start bringing my Nintendo ds to work again 🙏

[nugatory pedant @gloomypedant]

The new tacic of the left appears to be maladroit martyrdom.

This year has seen a precipitous rise in these lame attempts at "resistance," which have amounted to little more than suicide by law enforcement. A clumsy idealist who was more concerned with their fantasy than goal.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

🚨 The man who attempted to breach Mar-a-Lago with a gun and gas canister has been identified as 21-year-old Austin Tucker Martin of Cameron, North Carolina. Authorities say his family had reported him missing on Saturday.