Cujo 🐶

if u think u know me, it’s not me 🚶🏽‍♂️ G.F.R🏋🏾‍♂️

[Raj 🍝 @the_real_ragu]

GREG ABBOTT WE ARE STEALING THOSE RIMS TONIGHT

[gauh @gauhgunderson]

IM AT CRACKER BARREL AND THEY'RE SELLING WHITES BY THE BARREL

[Armani @historyoarmani2]

all jokes aside a lot of people need to die

[franz kafka shady facts @Ettubrutebae]

WERE GONNA GRAB YOU BY THE DICK AND PEEL YOU LIKE A BABY BEL JD VANCE

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Pulling Ronald Reagan’s corpse out of the ground and teabagging his skull

[$amp @justvernpls]

AND GET HIS SPARE WHEELS TOO

[DJ Stevo 🙏🏾 @DJ_StevO_]

Abbot loses, imma sit in my chair and stand up 100 times

[хух? @naiyyte]

.@KenPaxtonTX

[zootopia 2 in theaters this friday @BigGayShrimp]

YOUR MOTHER IS SMOKING CRACK IN HELL @JDVANCE

[E @_EDoubleD]

WELCOME TO BLEXAS

[Chilly McFreeze 🥶 @Tommy_W1587]

Don’t run @realDonaldTrump @JDVance

[Department of Lewdity Mating Press Secretary @h8scd]

we now go live to greg abbott

[Shawn @Squelchel]

ABBOTT OUT

[MacMooey @MacTheHyena]

LIVE FOOTAGE OF @GregAbbott_TX FLEEING UP I-35 NORTH TO OKLAHOMA AFTER TONIGHT'S EVENTS

[@moxssi. @MoXXXssi]

My state blue pussy

[Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵 @JotaroPujo]

We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo

[🧞‍♀️ @waycuntay]

WE PUTTING HAMAS ON THE $100 BILLS!!!!!!!!

[Anti @antipiker]

greg abbott wheelchair at midnight

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

they bout to put elon’s soul in a waymo like he’s an evangelion