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1 cup of glopp and 2 cups of gloop is all you need to make my famous gloop with a side of glopp

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fuck @d1yearnerr this guy isn’t allowed to make my famous gloop with a side of glopp

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Show me your pingas and I’ll show you my pibby

[BlueBoyScout 🥙 @avoidrobin]

In larpest day, in nichest night, no media shall escape my sight, let those who read fear my might, beware my power, larper's light

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Hey @BurgerKing, these two just found a glitch in your location! Fix it ASAP or Broly (me) is gonna get angry 😤

[Sam Ham @SamHamReal]

Went to Burger King with my man @chuckchickner and it was all glitched!! It’s okay, we went to another Burger King to get our #dragonballmeal

#burgers

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@SamHamReal How you musta been when you found out there was no Burger King lol!

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@d1yearnerr

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@d1yearnerr You spelled lox wrong retard

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@SamHamReal Classic Chuck! Hope you guys got home safe afterwards, we all remember what happened last time you drove home after a night out 😹🚗💥

[Isac Leon @Isacleon03]

R.i.p Dolly Parton #art

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

“17 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 17 38 aye im like hey what’s up hello

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@wessyscatinc

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@SamHamReal Can’t handle the scat, stay outta the toilet!! (Picture is me when I have Weston Scat lol)

[Hell incel match @Free90baeTrial]

Tits guy - nationalist
Ass guy - patriot
Pussy guy - vampire
Face guy - eugenicist
Armpit guy - mental retard
Feet guy - next level

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@SamHamReal *braaap* woah, there goes some thunder!!! *plaaarffft* *drip drip drip* and here comes the rain!

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@d1yearnerr Pack it up man

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@SamHamReal

[Sam Ham @SamHamReal]

#NewProfilePic

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Throw me to the female leopard exhibit and I’ll come back a father

[Windows 98 Alpha 3 🇺🇸 @Ultimauser50]

"But...Dragon Ball Super is peak...How can you not like it?"

Okay...I'll tell you. Dragon Ball Super is the worst anime I know. And the best reason to start with is the animation, it's objectively the worst animated show in the history of the fucking medium. Wanna know how I know? Because JAPAN ITSELF looked at the animation of Super and said "this is embarrassing, how did this pass quality control?" and is releasing Dragon Ball Super Beerus in response to it. Not that I'm going to watch it, having to see this shit slog of an anime once was bad enough.

They also character assassinated Goku. Yes Super-tards, they DID character assassinated Goku. You may be sick of hearing people talk about Goku's flanderization in Super but it's the truth. In Super Goku's behavior towards Zamasu is the main example. Dude acted like an autistic toddler that couldn't wait for his parents to give him a new glue stick to munch on. He knew that Trunks was dealing with a hellish future and STILL tried to fight Zamasu purely on the basis of having fun and wanting to fight. When the hell have you seen DBZ Goku do shit like this? Did he fight Raditz for the fun of it? NO! He fought Raditz to save his son. Did he fight the Ginyu force for the fun of it? NO! He fought them to save his son! And the same goes for Frieza, Cell, and even fucking fat Buu! That fight was not only a cheap excuse to display SS3 for the sake of toy sales but also to keep Buu from getting to West City so they could get their hands on the Dragon Ball radar! He did NOT choose to fight for fun AT ANY POINT in DBZ!

Lets also keep the reasons going with your shit tier transformations! They're not even anything unique or original. All they are at the end of the day are DeviantArt recolors I've seen kids paint over in MS Paint back on that very website in 2008. And what REALLY drives my nerves up the fucking wall is back in the late 2000's when people posted recolors of DB characters we use to cyber bully them off the platform for doing this shit. And now not even 20 years later we're all of a sudden worshipping recolors as if they're the most innovative thing made since the very first engine?! Fuck off! Not a single god form has added anything substantial to the series. Super Saiyan Red is just known as the form that failed to stop Beerus and only shows up randomly to not really do much in any of its fights. How's that healing factor working for you red hair dye hippies? And then there's Super Saiyan Blue. Another form that does ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL to ANY situation! The only times it wins is in non canon anime/video game moments (looking at the Goku vs Hearts battle specifically) and when it is used in the series its a fucking joke! Stronger than Golden Frieza, yet failed to stop him from blowing up the earth point blank. Whis had to REWIND TIME so your useless fraudulent form could steal the win. And what good did it do against Frost? "Oh but Frost poisoned Goku" WHO CARES?! IT STILL LOST! And when Vegeta did clean up Frost what happened afterwards? He couldn't even lift Mageta or break free from the barrier that was keeping him contained and when he did reach Hit he got NO DIFFED out the arena. And when Goku went up against him he gave up at the very end! And what makes that situation even worse for your fraud in blue is that it was revealed that Hit had many one shot kill moves he wasn't allowed to use. So his defeat would've been instant if that was a serious match. It was even proven in their rematch that Goku had to bullshit his way into a ki defibrillator so when he got handed that heart stopping L he could get back without needing Elder Kai to swap places with him! And do I even need to mention how thoroughly humiliated this form was by Caulifla/Kale/Jiren? Dude literally got Hulk to Loki'd by Kale while in her Berserk state AND Jiren was treating him like a child THE ENTRE TOURNAMENT! Y'know, back in my day with DBZ and GT new forms were treated with reverence. When Super Saiyan debuted it was a legendary and important moment and it won its fights until Cell came into the picture. And then when SS2 was introduced it became the game changer that made Gohan far stronger than the main-fucking-character. And when SS3 debuted, sure it never won its fights but at least with Buu it had an excuse. Goku was buying time and eating away at his time to be in the living world in exchange. What reverence is there with any of these forms with DBS? You have a red recolor form that doesn't win its fights and a blue one that doesn't win its fights unless its in a video game or animation based off video games. And you morons think this is somehow equivalent to a good anime?

And you idiots are such a sponge. It's always "Dragon Ball is the BEST ANIME EVER~!" and yet when it comes to ANY DB series not written by Akira Toriyama you retards are first in line to tear that apart and make fun of anyone who likes it over your worthless DBS shit show.

And what really bothers me is that you morons act like this and claim to be BIG fans of Akira when you don't even know what Dr. Slump, Dragon Quest, or even Sand Land. Yeah, the only work I loved about Akira was Dragon Ball but at least I'm honest about it! I don't go brag about being some anime enthusiast and then get angry when people rightfully point out flaws when he fucked up his own story then lecture anime fans with some 4th grade interpretation of how Akira Toriyama was the George Lucas of manga. He WASN'T! He was a dude that wrote shit he thought was funny at the time to make kids laugh! I bet retards like you don't even under-fucking-stand that most of Dragon Ball Z's great story beats wouldn't have even happened without his editors! Without them DBZ would've been different and no doubt WAY WORSE than what we got! And that's why you like Akira so much, he's you. An unserious goofball that's carried by the actual professionals around you!

FUCK you DB-tards are pretentious! And you delude yourself into thinking you're an anime enthusiast! You're not! The only anime you idiots glaze is Dragon Ball and yet I bet the only other anime or manga you watch/read or main stream garbage! Yeah, I enjoy Bleach (a main stream manga) but at least I don't pretend that's all I read! I read Saint Seiya, I read Umineko, I've read Solty Rei, I've watched Kiddy Grade AND what have most retards like you read?!

And I think what I hate most about DB "fans" like you is how you're so quick to shit on people that don't like Super rightfully but then turn around and think its okay to shit on GT when more often than not brain dead zealots like you prove you haven't even watched the damn show. You just get your opinions on reddit and form your entire theology about GT around that. GT isn't that bad. It never was. The only real thing that drags GT down is that Funimation was trusted with the dub and retards in this community decided to not even watch the original Japanese dub of that fucking show! I bet if you losers even watched the first 7 episodes of the original Japanese dub of DBGT your entire world view would change over night! And with that being said, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone that likes GT over Super?! You actively priorities an anime that treats your intelligence like a joke and wastes your time focusing on events that ultimate doesn't matter because ALL OF IT takes place before the end of Z which instantly takes the stakes out of EVERYTHING because obviously everything is going to be resolved for the EoZ to happen so there's no real invested to even get INVESTED in the events!

But y'know what? I could forgive all of that. ALL OF IT! If you, just like your anime, wasn't such a bore! That's all you are. As boring and annoying as your ADHD Steven Universe MC of a bastardized "GOAT". *sigh* See ya loser. Enjoy the fucking steak.

[queefburglar69 @oldmanqueefing]

bro i got pantsed at school today and i genuinely had a thong on

[evil rapist xapallin @rantpallin]

I get raped for a living too. It's called seeing fat women in my commute