🛸 gloopny 🛸

may be a cornball but at least im ballin' {any prns}

[🛸 gloopny 🛸 @gloopny]

boobs n swords

[jaivin @jaivinwylde]

I put the entire game of Minecraft inside twitter.. with WORKING multiplayer 💀 https://t.co/dpCLo0PvLp

[🛸 gloopny 🛸 @gloopny]

i didnt realize that when phd programs say they are "fully funded" it means they will PAY YOU if you get accepted and you dont have to pay tuition....crazy...

[🛸 gloopny 🛸 @gloopny]

theres one dude in my class whose breath is so stinky when he talks it fucking gasses the room im so gone

[✨ 🌛 DUVIRI CHUD 🌜 ✨ @DevourYourMoon]

I don’t do queer discourse / infighting but this is my favorite image to bring out with this conversation

[꒰ঌ🏳️‍🌈𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈🏳️‍⚧️໒꒱ @mourning4444]

people genuinely think asexual=i don’t like sex and aromantic=i don’t like relationships

[🛸 gloopny 🛸 @gloopny]

anti fearmonger here: if it is that fatal that fast its gonna die out and get taken care of before it reaches another country

[lilithhecatex @HekateMagik]

GUYS. THE FUCKING PLAGUE IS BACK.
EXCEPT IT IS IN THE PNEUMONIC FORM. THE LUNGS.
IT IS COMING FROM A RUSSIAN LAB WHERE THERE WAS AN ALLEGED ACCIDENT.
THERE IS 100% MORTALITY IF NOT TREATED IN 24 HOURS.
THE PERSON WHO CAUSED THE ACCIDENT HAS DIED. THERE ARE 200 OTHER PEOPLE IN QUARANTINE AT THE MOMENT. DON’T FUCK THIS UP MOTHERFUCKERS.

[:3 @eyecompass]

"Study tips from a 4.0 GPA student" "Study the material every day"

[Evenfall D. Void @PrometheusVoid]

'That's a penis' of course it is. Alien is about rape, what else would it be.

[🛸 gloopny 🛸 @gloopny]

my morning was actually going beautifully and then i had too much caffeine and now i feel like im in another dimension

[🛸 gloopny 🛸 @gloopny]

one of these is not like the others

[gabby @gojosdaya]

cantaloupe, honeydew, mango, and plums all competing for worst fruit

[🛸 gloopny 🛸 @gloopny]

@murdockpng slayytr was there

[avril ⚢ @himejoyshi]

Israel is doing so well pinkwashing yall

[🛸 gloopny 🛸 @gloopny]

im finally fufilling the prophecy... im gonna be a queer psych major AND a barista

[sugar @sugar_exe__]

asexuality and aromanticism are so much more complicated than the general public seem to think they are

[֢Mеⅼоԁіе 🜏 @boomboxbuddy]

we need to go back in time and kill the wendys social media manager from 2017

[Frank @7athaus]

if i beat that pussy up is you gon tell on me

[. @naledimashishi]

I’ve met more survivors than I can count and I’m the only one I know whose perpetrator went to jail. I think it’s because I knew “what to do”. I knew to get a rape kit asap without showering, brushing my teeth, or eating or drinking anything. I knew to put my dress in a paper bag

[Mahoraga @EGSDSDGMahoraga]

https://t.co/jZzxBbMB3s

[🛸 gloopny 🛸 @gloopny]

@sabrinitarr crying at the fact that this post was right after

[dizzy! @dizzydizzydazed]

learned last night that dressmaker was made in part by a dressmaker with EDS! she had to stop sewing bc of her symptoms and her partner wanted to find a way for her to still channel that creative energy so they made dressmaker. screaming crying throwing up playing this forever