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@RealDianeYap Oh boy, I’m sure excited to settle down and marry the woman who’s been getting fucked by moldy cheese and old hot dogs!

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@SoBendito It’s just his height. He could be a literal Nazi but that would be fine if he was 6’2+

It’s always just height

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@PolyLinaCat @real_oossqq @BerylStapleton @QueenMab87 Yeah we know, that’s the problem, it’s commonly referred to as hoeflation

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@PolyLinaCat @QueenMab87 >Just be a famous movie star bro

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@ladyAurora31 @athorised >how do you even know

We all know

>don’t care about their flings

Oh good, so their nice kind potential boyfriends have to wait, but the guys they “don’t care about” get to hit right away? Hmmm I wonder who I would rather be

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@zapatas_mom Men would rather be the man with “low risk of heartache”

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@ladyAurora31 @athorised Learn to read

It’s not (hypothetical) me expecting her to want to fuck right away. It’s knowing that she has for OTHER men, but has decided not to for me. So how does she see me? As lesser, as below, she’s settling. It’s not good for either party

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@mofu_hospital Break up

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@wesamo__ Need

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@WestsideLAGuy “Weirdly short” and he’s 5’10

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@killallpimps Was he wrong though

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@TheXMatriarch She’s fat

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@AbHomineDeus Post body

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@agptheyfab They are actually trans. They do have dysphoria and feel like a man.

The issue is that once they become a short, non-chad man as they have to do, they realize life is not worth living. A life as even the most disgusting detrans woman is better than being a short man

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@AcctPogo Cope. “Being a winner with aura” is height.

So, be good-looking, be tall.

Shocking insight

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@heart_ And over 6ft. You forgot that part

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@bibasik7 @IncelsCo Skill issue

Everything stopping you from having a gf is within your power to change

Short men can NEVER get the chance

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@DijonLenon @MackenMurphy Don’t lie on the internet please

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@riicolato >looks like a girl
>dresses like a girl
>acts like a girl
>calls self “hyper feminine”
>literally is a girl

Guys I’m not a girl stop