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[Who Gon Pray For Mii @GoodGrubMadCity]

The worst Kirby games are “just okay” whereas there’s various levels of poisonous, witch brewed bullshit when playing Sonic’s worst games

[Cornelius glorgminton @Glorgman]

@elfutnap I don’t think i’d mind ub if they did a in universe version of everything i could get instead like through the omenpaths but in paper

[Laika realDog @RubyMedallion]

none of them 😭

[Jessy Hefner @JessyEHefner3]

I'd rather play against "sheoldred the apocalypse" written in sharpie on the back of a regular magic card

[dr jelq @JerkersTrick]

why does every magic guy make concessions to an imaginary person like this. This is collector landfill dogshit and we all know it. I don’t give a shit if a Star Trek fan likes it! Get this shit out of the game!

[Cornelius glorgminton @Glorgman]

@Sachiposting This makes me feel a little better actually

[Cornelius glorgminton @Glorgman]

@Dork4Short He looks photoshopped in

[Cornelius glorgminton @Glorgman]

@ThrabenU No you don’t understand magic players font matter we need to put bendadick fingersinhisass on the card so the soyfolk will buy it

[Cornelius glorgminton @Glorgman]

@nestapendragon No you are correct. You are right and should say it

[Knoxie @KnoxieLuv]

"You will be face ID'd within 24 hours!"

This is why they want your data! These people want to control your speech and anything you say will be aggregated and put in a database.

WE ARE EITHER FREE OR WE ARENT! THERE IS NO GREY AREA!

[Cornelius glorgminton @Glorgman]

@SaffronOlive Because what do magic players matter?

[AGPuppy @AGP_uppy]

There is nothing magic about this memberberry gen x shitslop

[Cornelius glorgminton @Glorgman]

@SaffronOlive Negative. Discourages me from playing magic

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

A Nazi with every possible Nazi tattoo can board any flight in the US without posing a “security threat” but a Palestinian was recently forced to change his shirt in order to board a United Airlines flight

[Cornelius glorgminton @Glorgman]

@BDEgameowners I dont think gruul give a fuck but you cant go to a clinic you need to like hit yourself with a rock until it’s terminated

[Mini Modu @MinModulation]

these fucking corpses can just stop showing up to work for months on end because "I'm old!" "I'm depressed!" wah wah wah! What happens to the average person if they tried to pull the same horseshit? How quickly would ol' Mitch fire an underling for ghosting the job before he did?

[Communist Party of Genovia @MissPavIichenko]

Marvelslop enjoyers when you want to watch an Eastern European art film and not the latest Marvel Glup Shitto movie that requires you to have previously watched all of the other Marvel movies and TV shows in order to get anything out of it

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

Baby slop fans can never be satisfied with their cultural dominance because they know deep down it sucks, so they have to project this feeling into the hallucinated boogeyman of “the film bro”

[Yuiz @yuiznerd]

its always good to know that the opinions of the people that live and breath your game are of no value to you unless they like the funko slop

[Cornelius glorgminton @Glorgman]

@IamActuallyLvL1 Trick question. No one who plays the fantasticar gets pussy (or dick)