Mctongoi Esq. 🇰🇪

Advocate of the High Court of Kenya. Nakuru/ Mombasa. Nature. Walks. Books. Whiskey. Comedy. E-mail:[email protected]. A Feminist!

[Mctongoi Esq. 🇰🇪 @gloriacrey]

For avoidance of doubt the Non-derogable rights are :
1. Fair trial/hearing
2. Right to an order of habeas corpus
3.Freedom from torture and cruelty and;
4. Freedom from slavery and servitude.

In no particular order, remember them. Article 25.

[Kipkurui Wilbur 🇰🇪 🇬🇧 @wilber1990f]

Sometimes you think of partnering with a bro, but the kind of woman he married…you don’t want that energy around you

[Mctongoi Esq. 🇰🇪 @gloriacrey]

@almahreign I just know you are an annoying person to have around

[Mctongoi Esq. 🇰🇪 @gloriacrey]

Genuinely interested on knowing everything concerning this, including the primary suit.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Yesterday on behalf of a client we filed the first Marex tort claim in Kenya. We filed a suit for Kshs 5.7 billion (about US$ 45 million) against a leading commercial bank in the East African region. The Marex tort was developed by the English Supreme Court and states that where a third party gatecrashes into a suit between the parties at the stage of executing a decree and tries to help the judgment debtor delay or escape execution, the decree holder has a claim for damages againt the said gatecrasher. The Marex tort insulates the court decree againt "sponsored, mercenaries and robbers barons" hired by the judgment debtor to defeat the decree issued by court.

[Mctongoi Esq. 🇰🇪 @gloriacrey]

@abdulnassir21 @MutandaLaw Safety of the accused is also a determining factor, who is to say if they are released on bail they will be alive by September?

[Mctongoi Esq. 🇰🇪 @gloriacrey]

@victornjongoro @OrevaZSN 😂

[Mctongoi Esq. 🇰🇪 @gloriacrey]

@kiruti You are paying for convenience, they are convenience stores

[🕯️jow 🤍 @joanjonas71]

🤣🤣🤣TikTok is something else 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 naisha

[Shiku🌼 @shikumungai_]

Will the luo men leave us for the luo women is the big question.😂😂😂

[Bill Ables, Esq. @lawyer_humor]

There is a disturbing trend of young lawyers trying to be concise.

A 2nd-year drafted an executive summary for a banking client using bullet points and plain English.

She proudly stated that she reduced a 50-page compliance memo into a 2-page brief.

I asked her if she thought the client was paying $950 an hour for brevity.

She muttered something about respecting the CEO's time.

I explained that clients don't pay us to solve their problems quickly.

They pay us to make their problems look so incomprehensible that only we can solve them.

I made her rewrite the summary using dense, impenetrable legalese.

It took her 12 hours to bury the conclusion on page 42.

The client called me the next morning to thank us for our incredibly thorough analysis.

Clarity is a customer service concept.

We are in the business of intellectual intimidation.

[Njeri Waridi @Njeriwaridi]

I’ll never forget how in the thick of COVID & Kenyans abroad were requesting GoK to bring them back home

This guy legit said ‘Ndege si matatu’ 😰😫

[$33 @f_jxr_]

when you forget your airpods at home and the people around you can’t stop talking

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Me at a social event observing others instead of interacting.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Anybody that never saw your wife while she was young ,thinks you wasted your dowry.

[BiGDan🥲🥷 @AbanGa_05]

When your Uber driver takes a shortcut and the convo starts to get weird. 😂

[Adwoa Yeboah🪵 @Agonizo_mai]

My goal is to become that pleasant older lady that young women enjoy having conversations with.

[Hell on Earth. @g_chantal7]

Them: "You should be more feminine."
Me " NOMA"

[Mctongoi Esq. 🇰🇪 @gloriacrey]

@KatheuNzyimi The IUD relatives I have, beg to differ

[Mctongoi Esq. 🇰🇪 @gloriacrey]

@Chepchumba_ @DeeKiluu_ @wamatisho Use Condoms my dear

Even docs are apprehensive about IUD

It is not as certain as rubber which is 99%