glorified nut commercial

Making a full meal out of Wolong nuts and Farmhouse bread
fan account

[glorified nut commercial @glorifiednutad]

now put them all back together with a plate of cookies

[softly magical°🦢♡ @softlymagicall]

one of my favorite cartoons from my childhood

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

The way some people talk about birth control and SSRIs (particularly for women) is no different than antivaxx propaganda

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you’re laughing? lindsey graham was just reincarnated as ben shapiro’s fifth child and you’re laughing?

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The wildest part about POVERTY is how much time it steals. Waiting for buses. Calling assistance offices. Comparing grocery prices. Fighting insurance. Sitting at laundromats. Being poor is a second job nobody pays you for.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I know this is a brain dead hockey fan take but I still can’t believe, with a goal that size, that there aren’t like 40 goals a game in soccer.

[RobertAllenPoet @RobertAllenPoet]

Neil Hilborn

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

the thing about the rise of white supremacy and fascism is that it makes people so dull and boring. no original thoughts. no personal taste. no personal happiness or distinct sense of self. can’t like anything without consensus to back you up. can’t think on your own, etc.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I have covered
the water
that was in
the reflecting pool

and which
you were probably
hoping
was not green

forgive me
I am an algal bloom
and you made the water
so warm

[lyn @meiiyins]

a job can really cut into yaoi time

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

because they’ve never watched tiktok or reels, their attention span is insanely long😭

[Richard Siken @richardsiken]

@femloureed Your question has no context. I will assume you are talking about geese. Geese have sharp teeth. If a goose bites you it is probably your own fault. You need to pay attention. But I stopped loving geese after too many bites. Even if it was my fault, it was too many bites.

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

I wish people would abandon the notion that just because they don’t want to think about something, that means there’s nothing to think about.

[sam 🍂 @burritoprophet]

the fact that astronauts in space still have to deal with microsoft office products feels unfair. like you’re in space. that’s an earth problem

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

[Ottawa Centaurs @OttawaCentaurs_]

yes and it was called avengers tower

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

The crime of not being everybody’s mommy all the time. Every woman’s crime, really.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Neurotypicals: "If you haven't used it in a year, donate it."

ADHDers: I haven't used it in 7 years but I remember exactly where I was when I got it and if I give it away something bad will happen and also what if I need it.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

don’t make me tap the sign

[josh @cybersnitch]

everything just circles back to drag

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

problematic age gap between my plan and my execution