Glo Riemenschneider

I live in a constant state of confusion

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

Rag dolls that don’t even look human is a lost art. We need to bring it back 😭

[Adrizzle 🇵🇸 @36_chambuhz]

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos

[♆ @planetmari_]

being sensitive and a little slow is funny because not only did I misinterpret what you said it also hurt my feelings

[Glo Riemenschneider @Glorirose]

@ThiccWitchBexxx @jvckmartin The way I would have just thrown everyone stuff away everyday if they didn’t clean it up by the end of the evening.

[Glo Riemenschneider @Glorirose]

@_chase_____ Throw a fake funeral for yourself and hide in the crowd disguised. Hopes this helps bestie!

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

"a full head of hair"

[✽tink✽ (fun police) @arcanecovet]

big time rush is such a funny band name cause what does that mean

[Sophie Gonzales @sgonzalesauthor]

The biggest change of viewpoint I ever went through in psych training was when I said “but what if they’re doing it for attention” and my supervisor was like “what’s wrong with needing attention?” and I realised I didn’t have an answer.

[Glo Riemenschneider @Glorirose]

@RosemaryCard Whenever my husband says “look how cool this thing is!!” Or “I need/want to get…” I put it in my notes app for later and if he wants to buy it before then I tell him we can’t afford it so he doesn’t ruin my present list.

[trash jones @jzux]

surely THIS is the salad that will undo months of fast food and alcohol

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

whatever i do in the calculator app is between me and god

[Ilana Masad @ilanaslightly]

You ever think, "I may never have insurance this good again so maybe I should do this thing now" or do you not live in the United States?

[gon @chinesegon]

i wish i could take my brain out and blow on it to make it work like a nintendo 64 console

[E. Jean Carroll @ejeancarroll]

THIS is why women do not come forward.

https://t.co/6WXe4UmWXt

[Chuck Grassley's Pidgin @ChucksPidgin]

So the one big sentencing from the #MeToo movement has been overturned?
Somehow people are still going to ask why women don't come forward earlier about sexual assault.

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

It’s not that I want 2 dogs, I just want to get my dog a dog

[Glo Riemenschneider @Glorirose]

@riley___watson Brooklyn 99, the office, new girl, modern family. All at least 4 times through