₊⊹ kristen 🪐 .𖥔 ݁ ˖

beam me up, count me in
┈┈・୨ ☆ ୧・┈┈

[₊⊹ kristen 🪐 .𖥔 ݁ ˖ @glorplander]

— kris statlander 🌠

꒰ the galaxy's greatest alien .ᐟ ꒱

⤷ 18+ MDNI ˎˊ˗
⤷ [N]SFW ˎˊ˗
⤷ bisexual, nonbinary (masc or fem parts) ˎˊ˗
⤷ 65% sub, 35% dom ˎˊ˗
⤷ ships w/ chem ˎˊ˗

dms open!
- more info below

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

Not all celestial bodies are meant to be distant.

[Miserable Hog @sadhog12]

Reduced to a slab of pink meat, but it's not so bad, this feels real

[Lua @sylphiade_]

my slow surrender to a garden of spores

[turbomander @turbomander]

sometimes when im bored i go to the wizard retirement home and ask "does a 25 hit?" and they scream loud as fuuuuuuuuuck lol

[Cat @CatInShambles]

just got electrocuted. didn't lose a life..again

[𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓪 @Arkoneous]

I'm okay in the chaos, but peace means the world to me.

[𝕝 𝕚 𝕥 𝕥 𝕝 𝕖 ོ 𝕓 𝕚 𝕣 𝕕 @ardentreflexion]

the thing about me is i will encourage your shenanigans.

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

never stop saying things

[capybara ꕤ @capyincrisis]

capybara is pissed off right now.

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Its always 7 am somewhere in the world at all times

[Falcon @jvesdale]

We are what we leave in people’s hearts.

[ًً @coldcookiedough]

lowkey think i'm chopped

[Medusa @Gorgon_Girl]

The cool thing about an elephant is it remembers why it walked in the kitchen.

[Miserable Hog @sadhog12]

Magnificent yellow orb weaver blocking my path, what wise words do you have for me today?

[waff🎋🎍 @outcasthermit]

[force field activated]

[─ ⋆⋅♡⋅⋆ ─ @sullen11111]

i'm talking to you inside my head can you hear me

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

Free your inner silly goose. Then ride it into battle

[₊⊹ kristen 🪐 .𖥔 ݁ ˖ @glorplander]

hello !! 👽

[𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒚 𝐝𝐚𝐲.ᐟᢉ𐭩 ◜ 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙮 ◞ @GreyGrapples]

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𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒔 𝒖𝒑 , 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏!
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𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱. 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭. 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘮𝘴.

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