lindsay 🪼

Fundamentally unserious hockey fan + occasionally gymnastics

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@firelilyluke ngozi went botg for those yale games for her thesis and reinvented hockey romance from first principles

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@morgenposting do you have the clip you used to gif this

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@vladimirlesbian @goattivi you're well within your rights to dislike a name but claiming clutch sounds too much like butch and is therefore bad like ? they don't even rhyme bro

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@nyc_jets @PuckReportNHL Again, I also dislike Marchment. I think it's a miracle he didn't get his ass (rightfully) beat for going at Eklund.

However, Eklund went straight to the box after the scrum, and the refs were reviewing it as a boarding major. To go from a 5-min to nothing was really shocking

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@nyc_jets @PuckReportNHL I also hate having Marchment on my team because he's a bum who takes unnecessary penalties like that one and generally sucks shit. But Eklund checking Sherwood headfirst into the boards from behind seemed worthy of a penalty too

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@rosz7z @PuckReportNHL not saying he didn't deserve the penalty, I'm saying Eklund should have gotten one too

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@PuckReportNHL Oops I mean Sherwood. Either way:

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@PuckReportNHL Now show right before that when Eklund boarded him

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@WhatChaosShow on second thought not sure if i'd call an 8 round shootout "successful"

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successful use of internal data @WhatChaosShow ?

[Sheng Peng @Sheng_Peng]

Warsofsky explained his shootout order, including Graf at No. 2 (0-2 in his NHL career) and Stenberg at No. 8: "We got a lot of data. We practice it in practice. We keep track of it. Believe it or not, there's a lot of data going back to these guys when they're in junior, lefties, righties. How the goalie goes against certain shooters. There's a lot of different factors in it."

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Excited for sharks hockey today

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@SiamPampam ? he's literally just doing his job? There's been a lot of talk about Warso's attitude towards younger players' mistakes lately so obviously it makes sense to ask him a leading question about that

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@MyFryHole Nah, Chernyshov still out 😪

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@disconnecthd @blackwodsugar Mansplaining both misogyny and my own tweet to me. Two birds one stone. Moved

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@disconnecthd @blackwodsugar "Nobody said you HAD to perform femininity"
Please, mr. he/him in bio, tell me more about this mystical female experience wherein I do not face misogyny for refusing to perform femininity.

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@disconnecthd @blackwodsugar As a woman I enjoy not being forced to perform femininity at a sports game where I go to watch sports. Am I not allowed to celebrate that too

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@sharksgrace They tried this during his first games with the sharks. He put up a good effort as always but his speed just isn't enough to keep up with them

[ball atreidis @womenglazer]

many ppl need to go stan a kpop group and give sports up

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Having a miserable time but hey! a DIY trouba jersey