Stayed at a house like this while pregnant, and they acted shocked I wanted eggs and toast every morning.
When I tried to cook it they insisted they do it, and seemed equally shocked I wanted more than one egg.
@FFANG3DD I feel you so much, I used to be this person too. Pre-top-surgery I had massive fuckin honkers. Post-surgery I remember the nurse telling me, "we removed almost 14 lbs of meat from you! Some of the biggest we've done!" And I was like ???? What
@WillowMouseDoll this reminds me of that scene in crime and punishment where he randomly starts talking about how much he likes it when his alcoholic wife beats him
"Uhhhhh if what you're saying is true then basically every day would be a struggle and even achieving basic things would take an inordinate amount of effort, so clearly it's not true" yeah about that