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I am the bitch of forever

[miss behavior 🥲 @gloweea]

tundra and taiga would be beautiful names for a baby girl

[No Slang September 🔜 @premiles_]

Savannah is one of the only girl's names that's also a significant "biome"

[miss behavior 🥲 @gloweea]

the old testament: And so basically Jesus said it would be good if we were all decent to one another

conservative christians: Ermm this does not apply to modern day! should we also be as ridiculous to believe eating pork is a sin?? 😂

[miss behavior 🥲 @gloweea]

Likewise I hope every trump supporting straight man is vehemently denied pussy for the next half decade lest the consequence is the death of their female partners ❤️ And i wish every gay trump supporter a very K!ll yourself ☺️

[miss behavior 🥲 @gloweea]

I hope every pushover woman who voted to “cancel out their husband/bf’s trump vote” is ready to abstain from sex for the next 4+ years Lest they die from pregnancy complications (regardless of if they wanted to bear children with men that despise them or not 😁)

[miss behavior 🥲 @gloweea]

Ethnicity would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

[miss behavior 🥲 @gloweea]

gas stations and smoke shops should give you one free menthol cigarette on your birthday

[miss behavior 🥲 @gloweea]

(trying really hard to be positive about the state of the world) maybe the bugs just adapted to avoid areas with traffic. there was a swarm of gnats on my porch this morning so

[miss behavior 🥲 @gloweea]

@LotusEater__ literally so true

[miss behavior 🥲 @gloweea]

the jonas brothers were kinda crazy for this like dhdhdjsfbsjfjshd okay

[miss behavior 🥲 @gloweea]

if a guy doesn’t say “Fair enough” for too long his testosterone will start to decrease

[miss behavior 🥲 @gloweea]

he’s in my DMs sending me hyperpop and poop jokes

[miss behavior 🥲 @gloweea]

jesus and the beloved disciple

[miss behavior 🥲 @gloweea]

please bro i need to revel in delight somehow

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[miss behavior 🥲 @gloweea]

Anomaly would be a wonderful name for a beautiful baby girl

[miss behavior 🥲 @gloweea]

I’m the only good person in the world

[miss behavior 🥲 @gloweea]

He literally went to bed and bumped his head and didn’t get up in the morning like that is not a good honkshoe mimimi sleep mf 😭

[miss behavior 🥲 @gloweea]

i hate love

[miss behavior 🥲 @gloweea]

huffing cat piss

[computer man @gloomfather]

You you to call me and the cell phone…