Surfin' Plourd

Makes things loud Eats like a 7 year old/Laughs at most things on the internet/Flatbill hat wearer/Sleep Expert/Plourd is the word/Not a Role Model

[Surfin' Plourd @glp182]

@AliciaETaylor I, in fact, was friends with your hair.

[Surfin' Plourd @glp182]

@AliciaETaylor I’m still looking for my long lost relative

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey to ICE: “Get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

[Surfin' Plourd @glp182]

@AliciaETaylor An instant classic

[Surfin' Plourd @glp182]

@AliciaETaylor Yes please

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

17 million people just lost health care.

18 million kids just lost school meals.

3 million Americans just lost food assistance.

And $3.5 trillion was added to the deficit.

All for a tax cut for Trump’s billionaire donors.

The ultimate betrayal.

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

Prince would have turned 67 today.

Here are some of his best moments. A thread 🧵

1. This is probably one of the greatest improvised solos ever. What a legend.

[Surfin' Plourd @glp182]

@AliciaETaylor Oh. Well then. I thought they were for me.

[Lila @LilaL_Hrv]

Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[Surfin' Plourd @glp182]

When texting @AliciaETaylor, Apple intelligence really sums my emotions up nicely.

[Surfin' Plourd @glp182]

Is giving flight attendants gifts upon boarding a normal thing? I’ve seen three families on my flight do it today but have never seen it before. I love the thought tho. These folks work hard and have to deal with the worst of the worst folks sometimes

[UConn Huskies @UConnHuskies]

CHAMPIONSHIP BOUND ‼️‼️

[Wingstop @wingstop]

fuck

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

To explain the Zelenskyy and Trump beef, Zelenskyy is Kendrick and Trump is Drake. Hope that helps.

[Surfin' Plourd @glp182]

@AliciaETaylor Shin Chan

[Surfin' Plourd @glp182]

@AliciaETaylor Are those THE red pants?

[Surfin' Plourd @glp182]

@AliciaETaylor Cuties

[Surfin' Plourd @glp182]

@AliciaETaylor I’m so happy at the progress not only he has made, but you as well. Healing is important for the both of you and I can see it happening

[Surfin' Plourd @glp182]

@AliciaETaylor Those glasses tho

[Surfin' Plourd @glp182]

Righteous Gemstones is more documentary than comedy